Married at first sight!?

[BastardGoDarkly]

Anyone else watching this madness?!

I dont think any of them will make it, even clarke and Melissa. Didn't one couple decide to stay together last year, but they split about a year later?

Sorry to lower the tone ( and this hasn't been mentioned at all in the show ), but I'd need to know, are they a good shag or not? Sod doing bloody yoga together..!!

Both Steve and Sara's Adam lack personality, they're very detached or something. And both Lucie and Sara are so mature and sincere/open, which makes it uncomfortable.

I'm not convinced with Clark and Melissa. I think he's smitten but it's mainly physical.

i get the impression Clarke and Melissa have found out if they are good in the sack already...

The couple who made it (for a few months) last year had a red headed woman too. Ginger people seem really into this process!

Has Melissa changed anything for Clark? Why does he have to become vegan?

Clark's friend is terrifying!

Yes, yes bleurghh the scaled up love thing!! 😂Ahhhhh finally Clarke's waking up from the dream...

Clark and Melissa will rumble on for a few shaggy months.

And then they'll split.

Clark would be mad to move yet do the long distance thing first cos if you can't hack that you were never meant to be.

My DH has taken the remote control off me in disgust, so I need you to tell me what happens

I'd never love anyone enough to move to Reading.

Or Bournemouth.

Is Adam Cameron dyeing his hair?

I think he is Edith. It's a bit suspiciously inky isn't it?

The thought of moving to Milton Keynes has given Clark a dose of reality .

Poor David Cameron

Train guy can fuck off. Stay in London love.

Sara Cameron is being a grade A bitch about London/Reading. Just really stroppy and not trying to find a practical solution, and leaving him to feel guilty.

Train guy can fuck off. Stay in London love.

My thoughts too!

Let him move to Chipping Norton I say.

I'm really warming to David Cameron. He really wants it to work bless him.

squoosh yes. And defiantly not Milton Keynes.

Milton Keynes is an hour from London. It's hardly love over the seas!

Oh, I feel sorry for him, he's genuinely a nice person. Call Lucie, Adam.

It's like they're all just playing a part...
But I'm such a cynic...
I think this is what marriage is where unless someone compromises massively everyone is unsatisfied.

Here's to freedom and happy individuals.

I know I'm in the minority and that's ok 😉

I'd bloody move to Bournemouth! The beach is fantastic...😀☀️😎