MADE IN CHELSEA CMON WHERE ARE YER <bangs dustbin lid blows horn>

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Oh and a rolled up fiver says Spencer was caught with coke not steroids.

Aren't we all lucky that Pippa Middleton's dating his brother.

lol at Bad Romance

I was pondering earlier I have no life

presumably a lot of them spend a lot of time twatted

obviously the storyliners can't allude to it directly

in the case of Jinky, why bother doing that SL anyway? Without the backstory it doesn't make any sense dammit

MF used to be with Binky a lot in the earlier seasons. She was like Toff.

I think it's clear that Lucy, Rosie and Louise don't like how JP treats binky. Maybe they don't like sober Binky.

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Absolutely love these recaps

Matt is indeed creepy !!!! But sure Louise will be 'in' with him soon 😁😁

Louise didn't look that Into It

Mind you her face is so immobile now it's pretty hard to tell

JP KingJong Un - brilliant update .

argh the BOTOX in their heartfelt breakup scenes.. they look like they have masks on. Sooo distracting.

I think Binky completely knows JP is being controlling and wierd but feels the need to appear sad about the breakup because the rest are so judgy and she doesn't want to admit how crap a staged relationship it was..

You're right olaf, binky doesn't look as dad about the break up

Posted too soon. She doesn't look as sad as when she broke up with mytton. She didn't even shed a tear when then had that bubba bubba talk.

After they stopped bubba'ing and hugging, jp was crying and she wasn't, then she left

Ohhh gawd JP and Binky bubbaing. Cringe. Never noticed them do that before they broke up. And then TT and Rosie (the LEAST pet names type person) cooing together about baby bear or some shit..

I so covet Toff's job.

Steph's party looked fab but really needed a few more guests, it looked like a fashion shoot. I kept eye rolling at the eejits who didn't get the theme brief- Rosie and Binky etc. I do so love gorgeous Steph and hope the Watson Axis lets her back in the fold soon.

Why are they wearing SHROUDS? In shades of the grave?

recap e11

I love the recaps more the mic 😁😁😁

Why was alik skyping ROSIE. She of no boyfriend apart from The time she kissed Hugh when he was with Millie

What does she know of relationships 🙄🙄

You know I think Boggly Henchwoman did really well when she basically told Louise to sort her shit out rather than go on a date with human wanksplash Matt.

Also: I'm warming to Young Farage. Tiff is starting to turn into her sister and it's not cool. Lucy W has come across as a shrill bellend this whole series and the higher she flies to her own sun the harder she'll fall - and I for one am waiting patiently.

This series was the one I returned to after breaking with it a year ago due to too much Jamie lovelife bollocks.

My main gripe with this series is Jamie's lovelife bollocks and his relentless stalkery pursuit of the insipid Frankie and her factory setting repetition of the phrase "I don't know" - episode after tedious episode.

Looking forward to MIC Cap Ferret 👍

Watching now. Sam's face looks like mine when I overdo the foundation.

And I hate his glasses.

I think young Farage is probably quite a good laugh, he's just not allowed to be.
Lucy is unpleasant , she was far better single.

Look, LOOK!!!! Boulle is back!! they must have heard what we wanted (sorry for the Fail link)

Hurray !!!!!!!!!

I love The Debrief

"JP is still talking about Binky as if he’s a Victorian vicar and she’s a pregnant runaway, and Biscuits is still claiming that he’ll do whatever it takes to get back Frankie - skywriting! A giant heartshaped cookie! A video message from Drake! Anything in the world, apart from fidelity. Don’t be crazy."

I'm desperately shipping Toff and Boulle. They would be amazing together.

Why, in any form of reality, would Frankie agree to be Jamie's gf? He's promised the earth to half the female cast over the years. Used to quite like James but he's now just Lucy's little pet. And was anyone surprised when Weez revealed she'd hooked up with people since she last saw Alik....?

And JAMIE always says 'I adore you'. Never I love you

He adores every female and has never been faithful

Tho think he did really like louise but she kissed spenny - unfaithful as ever - nothing changes

Binky hangs out with the wrong people but it's okay for JP to hang out with Jamie and Matt? Ugh so much hate.

Urggh Matt is wrong'un if there was one.

Revolting.

I'm so exhausted by Binky's desperately wrong lovelife. She needs to find a man who likes women less than Mytton, but more than JP.

Matt is disgusting . Did you see JP's face when he was talking about boning Louise.
I so hope the Fat Fonz makes it.