MADE IN CHELSEA CMON WHERE ARE YER <bangs dustbin lid blows horn>

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There was an Instagram pic Binky posted of her and Louise once where there was white stuff and rolled up twenties on the table behind them, it was deleted pretty quickly.

Anyway of COURSE they're bang on it, posh, loaded, no responsibilities...

I dislike JP as much as the next sound minded person, but I can see why he got sick of dealing with Binky on a come down.

I get so distracted by Jessica's eyebrows that I have no idea what she's saying most of the time.

I agree that the quality of men has nose dived, bring back Boule and Andy nostrils.

Alex cheating on Nicola was briefly mentioned and immediately glossed over wasn't it?

It really is saying something when Mittens comes off as the most intelligent and mature...

mintychops you are completely right. I find Mytton becoming a bit of,a caricature of himself as well though. So easy to do an impression of him with his odd bouncing about every time he speaks.

Aye tt is playing the field again. The purple lippy will be back on and territorial oooooh markings will soon be left round wicks all over the borough.

JP is an utter bellend. Not terribly much sympathy for Bink either. Nothing good was ever going to come by continually begging someone to love you/spend time with you.

'I will have an issue if people do x, y or z' JP? Oh you have more than one issue love. Trust me on that.

bubbabubbabubbabubbabubba bubuggeroff. bubbabubbabubbabubba buboth of you.

When did posh folks start saying "bubba"?

< boak >

Probably been saying it from the bubbabubbabubbabubba bubeginning of time...

Haha the Debrief is hilarious!

www.thedebrief.co.uk/things-to-do/tv-and-film/made-in-chelsea-119-jp-is-controlling-jess-and-matt-are-rolling-and-toff-is-enrolling-in-her-first-ever-workplace-pension-scheme-20160663669

"Like a middle manager called in for a disciplinary for watching internet porn in the office." :D

Did the debrief get "Biscuits" from us I wonder? I'm sure we came up with that.

"claiming that he has an issue with Ollie ‘taking sides’. He’s one of her oldest friends, you little shit."

Indeed! In my experience people who get angry about loyalty from best friends staying with the actual friend rather than themselves when they've only known them five minute are the absolute most controlling of all the controllers!

Yep biscuits was born on these threads as well as Tiny Tears and Fatty Fonz.

Apparently, Boulle is back for the summer mini-series...

God I LOVE Boulle, I mean really love him.......

.........Dreams of a future together, his cheeky little grin, his wit, just everything, just us......

Is the summer in London?
I miss the non couple/cheat/big fat liar storylines. What happened to proudlock? Did fat fonz eat him?

jay, it's in the South of France I believe.

yes, where is nostrils, is he still trying to be a a pop star?

God yes to boulle.

Love Boulle. We need Spenny and Hugo too .

I loved boulle. He was genuinely intelligent and hilarious.

Yes to Boulle.

Just watched it and I am out of love and sad. And that band! WTAF? Terrible racket.

This thread is better then mic 😂😂

Bubba. Jeez

We all said Jp and binks wouldn't last

And Jess's eyebrows need a show to theirselves !!!! 😃😃😃

Oh I love Jess she is GAWG

I like the way she always looks faintly embarrassed abt being in the show (as does mytton)

Have you noticed the girls sort of group round hair colour

There's the Brown Ones (lucyeeeah Louise binky) and the Blonde Ones (toff and jess)

Of course there are exceptions. Tiff is obvs blonde, but she's a Brown. Steph is blonde but not A Blonde OR A Brown because everyone thinks she's a twat arm. She'll end up back with the Browns though I bet

Nicola and Oliver=unclassified at the mo

Twat Arm??
Twat ATM

I think I'd quite like a twat arm.

WHY is Mama Binks trying to get JP (GayP?) To stay with Binky? My mother, gawd rest her, was slightly interfering but would never have begged some plank to stay with me. Nonsense.

And that bloody Lucy. She is beautifully vile.