MADE IN CHELSEA CMON WHERE ARE YER <bangs dustbin lid blows horn>

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Oh JP, you creepy, creepy, abusive bumwipe. Run, Binky. Run far away.

I really like Toff. I thought she was brilliant when she told Olivia off for stirring trouble between Jess and Frankie.

Is Toff's boss at The Lady a real person or an actor bought in to talk about tea ?!?!

Bumwipe
Think she's a real person - there was a programme on about the lady a few months ago and sure she appeared .

I'm just catching up but can't believe that Mummy Binxs is chatting to GayP so seriously !!!!!

I'm truly starting to wonder if biscuits has lost the plot .. And completely forgets the fact that there are always cameras nearby ... He denies ever saying anything?!?

Cannot believe JP 🙄 stop telling her what to do!!

He's such a condescending git ... Everyone is forgetting that she practically had to force him to spend time with her. He's so mean to her.

GayP has gone full Rob Titchener now. He'll be hiding Binky's phone and insisting on homemade custard next.

I'll be fast forwarding through TT and new boys courtship, Toff is pretty much the only thing still worth watching.

Imagine a Toff/Boulle hook up, that would be incredible!

Oh I'm so happy to see a Mark Francis classic scene about tea. Tea in a bag

Sawdust in a bag Mofos!

TT is such a little cow. I can't believe that Fat Fonz is still trying.
The prom looked so lame , the bit with Gay P just got fast forwarded.

Loving Toff the tea ingénue. I too am a tea ninny. I need to know the intricacies of a good brew.

My name is Sheldon and I have been serving dustbags all my life

I can't help but cringe watching TT act coquettishly. I was, however, somewhat surprised that she didn't just throw off her demure twinset in gay abandon. Hell, she was salivating that much about their meeting earlier, I was half expecting her to jump out of a giant prom cup cake with only her corsage covering her flower. Happily single? Yes indeed.
So why is l'il Fat Fonz appearing next week?

Binks. Oh Binks. You are thicker than I thought.

And Mar Mar Binks? Step away from that deluded knobber and try to speak sense to your offspring instead.

Sam was Prom King? Wtf was in the punch???? Or did Steph fix the ballot to cock a snook at the Wattos? If so, it would appear that Oliviyaaaaah was not the biggest shit stirrer of the week.

Sam rigged the ballot iirc (I was watching thro my fingers that entire 'party' scene)

If the storyliners make binky get back with that controlling cock next week as the season finale I AM NEVER GOING TO WATCH MIC AGAIN*

*...this series

Ta muddha. I missed that.

Probably too busy rolling my eyes

Season finale?? It's over too soon.

Um I know Gay P is an utter tool, but I think there's more to this than meets the eye. I think Binks is possibly partaking of something other than poncey cocktails on her nights out and that's what he is struggling with but obvs this cannot be talked about on TV.

Yes I wondered that too. He's being too righteous and even Mummy Binks who normally backs her to the hilt seems on JP's side so there's more going on here I think than we know ...

Yes! I was thinking the exact same thing. It will come out eventually that Binks is enjoying herself 'too much' on her nights out and he is genuinely concerned. I thought he was an idiot but maybe not... And new Matt is just weird. 'I liked you first' or whatever he said.

Sam rigged by writing his name on a million blue voting slips

Total shit stirring sending them photo. Looks like they were kissing but Obv not

And why shouldn't sam go. Yes it's good to be supportive to his gf but also needs to make his own decisions

Don't like his glasses

Tea tea and more tea. One must drink it properly and in the right cup with tea leaves and only special people get 😁😁😁

MF seemed to care about binky

Not sure why mummy binks is trying to get them back together

"I would sign a change.org petition to have Biscuits forced into a monastery right now."

www.thedebrief.co.uk/things-to-do/tv-and-film/made-in-chelsea-season-11-episode-10-20160663775

Fat Fonz needs to know when to bow out gracefully. Someone should tell him it's neither endearing nor romantic to keep chasing TT after she's dumped him. Give up, dude!

LOVED the tea bit, even the contrived mark Francis bits make me lol.

Sam is like an excitable puppy, when people are just having normal conversations he's standing there reacting to each sentence like "OH MY GOD!" "WHAAAT" etc and kind of jumping about, CALM DOWN SAM!

Pippa I really wonder if TT and FFs relationship ended earlier than the MIC bigwigs would've liked so FF still may have to appear for [x] episodes before he's fulfilled his contractual obligation? Just a hunch.

He's also posting pics of some girl all over his Insta: maybe in a two fingers to MIC makers?

I have far too much time to think nowadays #maternityleave

Jinky has never worked, first he avoided her like the plague, now he's whining about her coke habit.

Bad romance.