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GAY P

you have just WON mic going to steal that next Monday and pass it off as my own to ds and OH

and yes there is no WAY Mama Binks would be trying to engineer that

in RL she'd be telling her d that there are plenty more not gay fish in the sea and pouring champagne down her throat somewhere ritzy

I like Mama Binks. In my head, she is wise

I think Mytton and Jess would be a far better fit than Mytton and Nicola, they neither of them seem to take themselves too seriously. With that in mind weren't Jess and Mytton actually texting and he was confiding in her during a bad patch with Teeny Eyed Nicola yet she didn't get even half as much vitriol as Steph got just for saying he was cute. Anyone else noticed that Nicola has disproportionately small eyes?

Gay P

If Gay P appears in The Debrief, then we will know they're stealing their gags from us!

But didn't Mytton and Jess used to be an item a long long time ago?

Ps: Twat arm is now my new go-to insult. Thank you 😽

Has anyone else ever noticed that there is a MiC COLOUR PALLET. The sort of bollocks that people who do mood boards dream up. I can imagine the insufferable meetings where designer/branding types came up with it.

As well as the incredibly flattering light filter they put on all the cameras and lights, check out the muted tones of the clothes (even the extras). Every single item of clothing in the show is a muted beige/off white or pastel colour, with black thrown in for accent.

(I'm genuinely quite chuffed with myself that I've actually noticed this, being the least observant person ever born).

Gay P

It's amazes me that mic girls don't care about their appearence much compared to TOWIE ones

They often with have unbrushed hair - no gel nails - rare to be heavily made up

Don't think it's that they don't care; it's more that those sorts of things are seen as 'lower class' by upper class types. Most Londoners think it's very 'provincial' to be seen to dress up for a night out.

I only watch MIC for the colour palette

that and the shots of clean glasses with fizzy stuff being poured expertly into em

oh and shiny railings

I think that's very true feesh . I live in London and the elaborate dressing up thing just isn't really done here. I never really know how to explain it to visitors. It's very smart/casual isn't it?

Nicola's eyes I haven't noticed but she looks amazing after dumping the nude corpse lippy. Saw a photo of her wearing red lipstick and she was stunning.

Am dreading the return of TT's purple seduction lips - she looked very bouncy with I think Matt. Who also seems a knob. Meeting Mess and bitching that Biscuits didn't trust her because he still wants her. I mean, Matt very pretty but work on your lines pet...

Stevie was lovely. I liked him.

I was just thinking about the purple goth lips and how they DON'T FIT THE PALETTE

I know TT not popular on here but I think she's a sweetie. I liked her on The Jump

but not that lipstick honey ooohKAAY?

this is utterly fabulous and i've only just found it!! pmsl at fat fonz and biscuits. i love biscuits (the person) but think that frankie is duller than dull.

i watch it for the fact that i used to work in the hollywood where they sometimes film it in the upstairs room which used to be a total shit hole (in a good way) and is now dead posh (in a bad way, to me)

I binge watched this at the weekend-
What fun!
Blanky is a bit thick isn't she? She has to be the only one who hasn't twigged that JP is gay and has eyes only for James.
Am loving Olivia- she's properly old school posh- so posh that only her lower jaw moves when she speaks.

yy Olivia makes the rest look like they should be on TOWIE

She is sew. Vair. Vair. POSH

New hot guy has been hanging out with tt? Nooooooooo!

Bloody Mark Francis is explaining why Binky should grovel to GayP. This is utter shite.

I sort of like Vicky, sorry Victoria, but did you see her correcting herself regarding TEA BAGS?

"Cotton or silk?"

OH LOUISE.

I am just a bit posses and enjoying this episode so much

Poor Jess dumped for Louise.
Binky is very good at the emotional breakup scenes. Though I wish she'd just chucked a drink at gayp(thank you) Millie style.

Was just saying what this series lacks is some good old drink chucking

Ere. Imagine walking down the street minding own business and bumping into acquaintance. Who proceeds to ask you if you're single then talk about his last sexual relationship

In. Broad. Daylight.

BOGGLE

you would at least wonder aloud if they were drunk

Or call the feds

Was quite taken aback to see Mark-Francis being nice to Binky! I mean, his advice was shite obviously, but he seemed as though he actually cared about her.....I didn't think he cared about anyone.

For fuck's SAKE will JP just please FUCK OFF with his controlling, weird, horrible TWATTINESS and Binky just MOVE ONNNNNNNNNN.