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Prof Green and Millie was my favourite celeb romance.

Didn't miss Spenny either.

TIFF was definitely pushed to 'confront' the new photographer girl.

Binky's bf is a knob. He's in a relationship now ffs, but still lives a single life. He talks of Binky and Lucy as being damaged and insecure because they have a romantic past. - good old MIC misogyny. His parents must have had a nasty divorce and his family members are 99% men. What a twat. Binky is a friend with benefits; she can do better.

Oh he's def gay, he's far more in love with James than Binky.

Binky can always do better than the sorry specimens she chooses.

It strikes me that James and Lucy's relationship is the most functional one on MIC at the moment. But JP is so emotionally immature that he perceives that Lucy must be cracking the whip and forcing James to spend time with her. He's an absolute chump but then so is Binky - so desperate for a boyfriend she'll put up with anything.

Mitten is so dis-respective to Nicola, 'I want to be able to do what I want' ... Now he knows about Steph Nicola will be out the door promptly ...

Binky knows things are bad, he just doesn't want to be with her but she's hanging on in there ..:

oooh yes DEF gay

mind you I think most of the MIC men are gay apart from Mytton and Lil Sammeh who are virtually sex offenders

LOOK I CROSSED IT OUT SO IT'S LIKE I DIDN'T SAY IT OK

what is Binky doing

I know it's wrong but I love Binky. She is so adorable and FUN

mind you if I'd paid for her education I'd be politely queuing for a refund

Muddha I think you're my favourite poster ever. Many LOLZ 😂

Muddha I've often thought how thick they seem considering how much their bloody educations have cost!

Shameless preening here.

I met Mama Binks in the local greengrocers in Sussex. Well, I say met, it was me squeaking "Binky's mum" and explaining the duck eggs were amazing. She was very polite and has lovely skin.

It is odd here - a small, mainly poorish town, with very little local employment and you do see the rich/posh country folk. They do have sheen and astonishing hair. It's like spotting a rare beasty in these here parts.

East or West Sussex?

Destiny I bet the headmistress of Sherborne slumps over a bottle of gin every Monday night

lol at squeaking Binky's mum. You are brave. Me and OH just would have nudged each other till a rib got broke

now we're going to guess where in Sussex you are- he's an E Sussex man himself but the only sleb he's ever spotted was Jarvis Cocker at a donkey derby being all IRONIC

East Sussex but am now put out that Jarvis has been hanging around but hasn't been to the greengrocers (right huffy).

I'd say around Lewes, Heathfield or Rye.

Between Lewes and Eastbourne. Also, Saturday mornings are a fancy car parade. Not a driver so don't usually "see" cars but my eyes are drawn because they stand out in an understated way.

I love MIC and people watching.

Ah so you're near Monk's House Rodmell, Charleston, Firle Place and Glyndebourne. Very nice!

muddaofsuburbia at comments about Milly. Me too!

I thought granny was mummy - which means mummy must be young. Wonder how old they all were when preg

Jp doesn't seem in love with binky :( after a year I would expect that

Wonder who JAMIE will fall in love with this series. Always some one pmsl

What club /pub would allow naked men /strip poker

Mark and his bitchy sidekick. No one else likes her

To paraphrase Blackadder, life without Mark Francis and Victoria is like a broken pencil.

Pointless.

JP def gay. James is getting hotter and hotter so it's no surprise JP is upset they're not hanging out.

Bit weird that Ollie Locke was pretty much a background extra this week.

I always thought prof green Millie relationship a bit weird as it was like he ordered her from a catalogue.

Why has Steph got the hots for toxic mytton?

I've missed a few series of MIC as I got bored with the whole Spenny - Lucy - Louise blah blah blah bollocks.
I loved it this week though. So glad Ollie is back, hope we get to see more of him. Marc Francis and Victoria are pure TV gold but they don't appear enough. We need to see more of them and their bitchy put downs!

Oh STFU JP!

Ranting on about Lucy's "string" of failed relationships and being a man hater. I'd be about ready to string him up by the balls if I was Lucy

I would stand up and walk out of that restaurant if Binky corrected me like that and it would take a lot of restraint not to tip her dinner in her lap as I went. I take it back she and JP deserve each other.

I'm loving this series so far. Endless stirring, endless hypocracy.

Who thinks Steph and Myttons have done something already? Because I cannot understand the level of drama over one comment.

I love how Ollie loves Binky, but she really doesn't deserve him given how bratty she's become. However her correcting JP suggests he hasn't sucked the confidence out of her as others are implying.