MADE IN CHELSEA CMON WHERE ARE YER <bangs dustbin lid blows horn>

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'I'm a really easy going girlfriend' said Tiffany as she sobbed and clenched her teeth and veins bulged on her neck,

I wonder what kind of household those two blocks of ice the sisters Watson grew up in.

Their dad seems quite nice whenever he's on advertising his latest pub.

Matt. Where do I start? What a bell end he was with Jess.

'I don't really have a filter' - no shit Sherlock.
'if we could just hit a reset button' - hit an ejector seat button more like.
'I guess you've got to go' - I'm running to the hills mate - don't worry about that.

Away and bone Sleaze. Well suited there. It would have happened if Boggly hadn't talked her out of going to meet him. Surprised at her adopting the relationship guru stance but she was right with Sleaze.

And the 'check my diamonds' sign? I couldn't check the diamonds. I was too busy checking the 18th century goat milker's smock she was wearing.

May your contract run out soon l'il fat Fonz. Don't waste the air fare.

Bored of Stiff.
Bored of Jankie.

Bubba bubba bubba bubba bubbabored of the bubbaBinky disintegration.

On the upside there has been much Boulle on Jamie's snapchat this week. Alas also Frankie.

Matt's coming across like a fucking sex offender

GET RID

I'd like to give Binky a shake. Stop mooning over bloke after bloke. Get a hobby. Have a lesbian fling.

But stop the sobbing and mooning.

And did anyone else hear that Mytton had cheated on the skiing trip too but that just got glossed over

Bet you if Mytton used the word 'bubba' then him and pin-eyed nic would have got plenty of air time.

They could have had a bubba-off.

I daresay that nic decided against bubba and went for the more traditional feckin' cheatin' caunt instead. Not quite so 'Chelsea'.

Matt seemed irritated that Jess wasn't upset. Pleasant on the eye he might be. Twat he so definitely is.

I heard he cheated too.

I also saw pics of Nicola going home with Cheryl Cole's ex Versini Wotsit in the DM (I will go to hell).

Cheating was mentioned in the show. Mytton was talking about it and told Jamie to find clean (like he did). I loved the debrief of this episode, especially about Jamie and JP.

Who has watched the reunion ? JP is a tool.

I'm certain Richard has built a time machine and JP is what it spat out.
FatFonz is getting a bit desperate isnt he?

Louise just basically admitted she wanted to sleep around !
Olivia Bentley is so posh it hurts.

Apologies in advance but the only way is to swear.

FUCKING NICOLA AND FRANKIE. The host saying roughly "Jamie almost shagged a lass and then, because he is in love, stopped. Luckily Mittens was available to fuck her".

Cut to the daftest women around GIGGLING at being treated like shit. FUCKING VAPID NONSENSE.

Loved the comment to TT from host - horny

oh that was utterleh DRAREH, no?

whatever happened to Desperate Jessica Molly? She wasn't in it after Oliver called her 'a fucking FRAKE' was she? good

(just wondering who Olivia reminds me of- specifically her voice- it is of course Patsy Ab Fab)

oh that was utterleh DRAREH, no?

whatever happened to Desperate Jessica Molly? She wasn't in it after Oliver called her 'a fucking FRAKE' was she? good

(just wondering who Olivia reminds me of- specifically her voice- it is of course Patsy Ab Fab)

oh that was utterleh DRAREH, no?

whatever happened to Desperate Jessica Molly? She wasn't in it after Oliver called her 'a fucking FRAKE' was she? good

(just wondering who Olivia reminds me of- specifically her voice- it is of course Patsy Ab Fab)

oh that was utterleh DRAREH, no?

whatever happened to Desperate Jessica Molly? She wasn't in it after Oliver called her 'a fucking FRAKE' was she? good

(just wondering who Olivia reminds me of- specifically her voice- it is of course Patsy Ab Fab)

oh that was utterleh DRAREH, no?

whatever happened to Desperate Jessica Molly? She wasn't in it after Oliver called her 'a fucking FRAKE' was she? good

(just wondering who Olivia reminds me of- specifically her voice- it is of course Patsy Ab Fab)

that'll learn me to keep punching the post button like an angry bear

I don't see what's wrong with TT shagging about

she's a lovely young girl though her face is looking like a spoon with features drawn on it and shouldn't be wasting her time pining for transatlantic doughnut munchers

no! she should be shagging her way from Cheyne Walk down to Hammersmith LIKE ALL THE FUCKING SLAGGY MIC BOYS

TT can shag the whole lot of them but not when she snipers "I don't know why I want to do stuff", "horny"

There's nothing wrong with it , it's just odd after all the love professions , she was tairefied to leoose heem and turned 360.

Shipping toulle too. Not Olivia please. Her jaw is wired together