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Love Island - the best worst TV programme ever?

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cheapskatemum · 09/06/2015 18:40

I'd definitely file this one under guilty pleasures. Please watch it so we can bitch comment on it here. Jon's grasp of English had me howling yesterday.

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patienceisvirtuous · 06/07/2015 22:31

She really did not do herself any favours by going into that villa...

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cheapskatemum · 06/07/2015 22:55

Jon's face! When he heard Hannah was going out of the villa for girlie drinks!

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patienceisvirtuous · 06/07/2015 22:58

Haha, that outfit is eyebrow-raising to even the most open-minded Grin

maggieryan · 06/07/2015 23:08

I'd love to slap the face off the hulk.. Brainless idiot and how gutless to send a text like that to his ex!! Only watching it now so hopefully poor Lauren gets a fellaSmile

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cheapskatemum · 06/07/2015 23:23

But maggieryan if she was like she was in the villa when they talked about it, she just wouldn't hear it if he told her. She didn't seem able to accept that he felt they had no future together.

Of course Jess wouldn't like the twins' reappearance, because the truth about who "mugged off" whom will out.

What is the difference between to mug off and to pie, pls?

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maggieryan · 06/07/2015 23:33

Ha ha I have no idea. Can't believe they all use the word pie. Even the "posh" ones like naomi...isn't jess embarrassing?.. You'd love to jump inside her head and make her see how worthy she could be. She's funny and beautiful but let's herself down all the time because she is so vunerable. Its true that youth is wasted on the young!!

TheLastPickleInTheJar · 07/07/2015 09:56

Yes che, I heard that comment from Jon too. He has a shocking attitude towards women and no one ever seems to pull him up on it. Great job his mum and dad have done there. I'd be ashamed if he were mine.

SweetPeaPods · 07/07/2015 17:15

Just looked on itv website and they have a preview for tonight's episode. It shows the twins arriving and josh apologising to them. What for? Have I missed something?
I'm so glad to have found this thread again, thought it was just me watching!

cardy · 08/07/2015 13:34

So glad I found this thread...I thought I was the only person watching this. Too ashamed to admit it in real-life Wink. It's so bad but i'm addicted!

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cheapskatemum · 08/07/2015 18:04

SweetPP I think that, because Josh believed Jess' version of events on her date with whichever twin it was, Josh as good as called him a liar when he said Jess would've stayed with him if he hadn't pied her off. Josh is a bit wiser to Jess' ways now!

I can't believe how all the men just accept that Jon is the alpha male: listening to his advice, always allowing him to have first comment (because he's the loudest) etc!

Welcome aboard cardy, I'm in the same boat Blush

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BingoBonkers · 08/07/2015 19:55

The variety of people they've got on the show is bizarre.

Even I can tell that Lauren isn't going to find love or even lust amongst that lot. The new bunch were no better.

Yogasuz · 08/07/2015 20:23

This is so addictve, I only came into it around the time Zoe 'picked' Hulk so I've missed some of the start.

The various Real Housewives series were always my guilty pleasure then discovered a whole new layer when was introduced to Ex on the Beach and Love Island and have even been watching some Geordie Shore wye ay GrinBlush

FraggleHair · 08/07/2015 20:25

I don't understand Zoe. One day she's weeping about what her father think think about her participating in a kama sutra game and the next day she's giving the tattooed walnut a handjob and bragging about it.

FraggleHair · 08/07/2015 20:27

And as for the twins return.......

'We're going to put the win in twin'. Idiots. You're twins, we get it! Twins are ten a penny you bores.

Bores who've stolen Terry Wogan's holiday wardrobe.

patienceisvirtuous · 08/07/2015 20:50

Lol @ all the above Fraggle! Grin

patienceisvirtuous · 08/07/2015 21:19

Loving Jess and Max as a couple Grin

maggieryan · 08/07/2015 21:19

I'm just amazed by max. One minute he's mad about Naomi and the min she left t hes back with jess and her name hasn't been spoken about. Its like she didn't exist..not even a slight bit of guilt from max...madConfused

patienceisvirtuous · 08/07/2015 21:24

Wtf is with Poppy's hair?? ConfusedBlush

SweetPeaPods · 08/07/2015 22:13

Fraggle I thought that about Zoe!
I feel for Lauren, it felt like they were getting a type in for everyone but not for her really. The last lot of men wasn't fair, they only really got a choice of 3 instead of 5 as there was no way they were going to choose the twins.

TheLastPickleInTheJar · 08/07/2015 22:20

I hope they're all using condoms. And I hope someone changes the sheets between visits...

patienceisvirtuous · 08/07/2015 22:28

I am thinking that an std test was a pre-requisite to the show?

patienceisvirtuous · 08/07/2015 22:28

Wouldn't have minded half an hour in the red room with Max Blush

SweetPeaPods · 08/07/2015 22:45

I wondered that thelastpickle.

FraggleHair · 08/07/2015 22:53

Sick of Lauren's constant tears! It's Love Island not Sophie's Choice for God's sake.

FraggleHair · 08/07/2015 22:54

Poppy is such a pretty girl underneath the awful hair and drag queen makeup. I'd love to give her makeover.

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