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Love Island - the best worst TV programme ever?

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cheapskatemum · 09/06/2015 18:40

I'd definitely file this one under guilty pleasures. Please watch it so we can bitch comment on it here. Jon's grasp of English had me howling yesterday.

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star8369 · 09/07/2015 22:56

I can't stand jon

star8369 · 09/07/2015 22:56

I can't stand jon

patienceisvirtuous · 09/07/2015 22:58

Max more concerned about how he looks not how it's made Jess feel.

star8369 · 09/07/2015 22:59

don't know why that posted so many times

FraggleHair · 09/07/2015 23:00

A dislike of Jon is worth repeating!

scribblescrabble · 09/07/2015 23:01

god, he is a massive bellend isnt he, odious little fuck

Camper12234 · 09/07/2015 23:07

Max has completely gone down in my estimation. Agree with you patience. Can't believe how I have ended up liking Jess so much.

star8369 · 09/07/2015 23:11

wasn't expecting jordan and zoe going

maggieryan · 09/07/2015 23:13

Jess has no self respect. Jordan's voice drives me mad. Couldn't figure out where I have heard it before. It reminds me of the posh criminal/thug in the Simpsons. Snake jailbird....he's not one bit sincere. Hannah and Jon to win...both as thick as each other. Tg this is over soon.
Wasting way too many evenings watching it!!

FraggleHair · 09/07/2015 23:15

Does Jordan dye his beard? It looks weirdly tinted.

TheLastPickleInTheJar · 10/07/2015 07:51

Max's reaction was ridiculous. And yes he was more bothered about how he looked than how jess might feel.

Agree that Jordan never sounds sincere.

I wasn't surprised that Jordan and Zoe went. They don't come across as particularly likable either separately or as a couple.

Lauren and josh to win for me. Best of a bad bunch imo.

BBQsAreSooooOverrated · 11/07/2015 09:24

I'd like Lauren to win. Not too fussed about Josh but thought it was quite nice he stuck with Lauren for the end rather than coupling up with Poppy.

SpanishFly · 11/07/2015 11:29

I've finally caught up, after being away on holiday. Lauren is so lovely - and imo she's the most attractive of them all. I dont get the Naomi attraction at all. I think she's very average at best.

Max - devastated when Naomi left, then went straight in and kissed Jess. What is THAT all about??

BingoBonkers · 11/07/2015 13:16

How endearing was Max when he described his night with Jess "we evt in the bathroom and I bent her over the sink and gave her a good seeing to" Such a charmer.

Jon to Josh "did you wanna grab her tits?" When talking about sharing a bed with Poppy. Niiiiice.

Poppy's hairdresser needs shooting. She's will cringe when she sees how the extensions look from the back with all the shortie bits.

I noticed Zoe's roots magically disappeared overnight?

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cheapskatemum · 11/07/2015 18:54

They showed Poppy with strange coloured stuff on her roots, so I guess they can dye their hair in there, hence Zoe's roots disappearing. Agree that Lauren is the most genuine - looks and personality-wise. That makes her such a freak in the villa no wonder she gets tearful at times! I'd like her to win as I think she'd do something altruistic with the prize money. Josh less so.

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LikeABadSethRogenMovie · 11/07/2015 19:19

My favourite part of this whole thread is star saying she hates Jon 7 times Grin

TheLastPickleInTheJar · 11/07/2015 23:03

I must have missed that. Star hates Jon you say? Well I never! Grin

star8369 · 12/07/2015 21:32

eurgh those two have no shame, they are grim! Hmm Confused

TheLastPickleInTheJar · 12/07/2015 22:34

Hannah and Jon just stop! Stop shagging with everyone around you! It's so disrespectful.

Be interesting to see what their parents make of it all tomorrow night.

maggieryan · 12/07/2015 23:35

Their parents are obvious going to be as rough as themselves. Common as muck. I'm by no means posh but by god they are all rough!! Maybe just displaying my ageShock

SpanishFly · 13/07/2015 12:09

Hannah is constantly crying for no reason. Except she's possibly realising that Jon is an utter prick. Regardless of the situation, Jon takes charge and shouts all the time. I was delighted when Luis stood up to him.

And another thing, for a couple who are totally in love, Jon and Hannah don't seem to make love, they just have a quick shag. If they actually tried to give a shit about pleasing the other person Jon might be able to last more than 5 minutes.

MitzyLeFrouf · 13/07/2015 14:23

Was she really having a meltdown because his member was a tad flaccid?

I can't lie, I'm glad he has erectile issues. It upsets him and it upsets her, so it's okay with me!

SpanishFly · 13/07/2015 17:25

It was the usual Hannah and Jon situation. It starts out of nothing and turns into major drama. She kept saying "you don't fancy me any more. I've put on weight," etc etc. Just so childish. Jon really makes me irrationally angry.

TheLastPickleInTheJar · 13/07/2015 19:31

And how about Jon acting all know-it-all when he was being the teacher? He kept telling Josh how stupid he was for not knowing the answers. Now i'm not disputing that bit do we really believe that Jon would have known the answers if he hadn't had them in front of him?

And yes, all the 'you don't fancy me, I've put weight on, i look a mess' stuff from Hannah was so silly. Unfortunately it seems she and jess in particular base their self-worth on whether men find them attractive/want to shag them.

Jon has a terrible temper on him. He seems to blow up very quickly over silly things.

SpanishFly · 13/07/2015 19:47

If I was in a relationship with Jon (hahaha hahah!!!) Is be constantly angry. I can see how I'd always be arguing with him. Hannah is so right that he think it's all about him. She was having a bad day too, but he just expected her to accommodate his bad day without him giving a crap about hers.

PS they all were totally thick as shit. "How am I meant to know that? " that Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon? What the hell are these people being taught, if not one of them had been told something so incredibly important?