Love Island - the best worst TV programme ever?

[cheapskatemum]

I'd definitely file this one under guilty pleasures. Please watch it so we can bitch comment on it here. Jon's grasp of English had me howling yesterday.

Max's comment about Josh should shag the fuck out of Jess is romantic don't you think?

Jon's voice is irritating. He sounds thick as shit.

I have found my people!! I started watching this a few weeks ago and have become more addicted I can't wait till the next episode Naomi is winding me up big time she makes me want to smash the TV up!!

Oh and does anyone else want to take some scissors to several of the guys hair?! I don't get how Josh can think that's a good look

So who's going home tonight?

I hope it's Naomi and Travis (or Josh).

I agree with you, Naomi and Travis although I haven't actually voted myself!

How erotic and sensual was that lovemaking we just witnessed? the little love puff at the end was a beautiful touch #vulgarruttingbeasts

Oh it was bloody awful. Why couldn't they use the private bedroom? Some people just love to share their private lives with others.

Gross I couldn't watch it!

Bye Naomi :)

Why does Jon have to have the last word on everything? Hate him.

That shagging was vile. Get a room!!

The shagging was grim. Jon and Hannah are such desperate exhibitionists. I'm not sure which was worse, Hannah looking over her shoulder to make sure everyone was watching or Jon with his John McCririck style commentary.

Oh and the farting.

Vom to the pair of them!

Yes the farting. Biggest turn off in the world.

Bet their parents are proud

And as for Josh clearly not having a clue what the Mona Lisa was or never having heard the word 'nymphomaniac' before.

Dearie me.

Just when you think you can't get a programme that is shallower than Big Brother/Ex On The Beach the gem that is Love Island is gifted to us.

Even Flack is irritating! Quit with the "Pieing" "Mugged off" speak!

That bonking scene with Jon and Hannah made me feel quite nauseous.

He's such a neanderthal. Gross.

I don't understand how he has survived from being booted out. It would change the dynamics if alpha boy was evicted. Who the hell is voting to keep him in?

Yeah, he is such a dick too. A complete loud-mouthed, domineering shit-stirrer!

I am SO glad I found this thread .

I'm in love with this show. It's like big brothers trashy cousin.

I love how they all were at Naiomi being able to spell Nymphomaniac .

All the men have dreadful attitudes towards women and gender/sexual politics. The women are being slut-shamed and name-called, but when someone like Zoe states that she's uncomfortable with the sexual games, she gets berated. The poor girl was almost dumped off the show on Thursday, so it's completely understandable that she'll try to figure which aspect of her behaviour has turned the audience against her (and with no evidence, she plumped for the thing she was most uncomfortable with - her sexuality) I don't think the audience dislikes her, I think she just doesn't have fans. If it had been a vote to evict, I don't think she'd have been bottom 2.

Max is very good-looking but he definitely divides women into 2 camps - "easy" ones who are there just for shagging & "girlfriend/marriage material" - Jess fell into camp 1 for him, while Naomi was camp 2. Jon is the only one who seems to treat all women the same - unfortunately, as "sluts / slags"

Why am I watching this? They are all (bar Lauren) really horrendous.

Hated it when John said Lauren was a secret slag because she knew the positions. Women are shamed if they show that that like sx and shamed if they don't want to engage (zoe and Rachel earlier on who shocked the boys by saying she wouldn't have sx for 3 months.

Jordan showed a lack of respect for zoe's feelings. He seems more worried about the possibility of not getting his end away again.

I love Lauren. She seems great.

Apologies for starring out s*x. We increased our internet security and it doesn't seem to let me post if i swear or write (what it perceives to be) rude words. Oh, fiddlesticks!

I was horrified at Jon's "slag" comment as well.

Very surprised that no one challenges him. Bit sad really.

Jon is SUCH a Boy! As if. He is a chauvinistic cock. His behaviour is rotten. WTF was Hannah wearing to the white party?

He's a sexist, dickish, boorish, loudmouthed, farty, overly gelled haired, git.

I know, he is utterly repulsive!!

I've just remembered Jon's completely tasteless, boorish, misogynistic comment/ rape joke. She'd just said she would play the game but wasn't happy. Jon: "She'll do it, but she's not happy about it. That's what most girls do on a Friday night."

Eek, called out by your ex on national telly!!

Oh em gee.