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Love Island - the best worst TV programme ever?

317 replies

cheapskatemum · 09/06/2015 18:40

I'd definitely file this one under guilty pleasures. Please watch it so we can bitch comment on it here. Jon's grasp of English had me howling yesterday.

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SpanishFly · 13/07/2015 19:48

*I'd be

star8369 · 13/07/2015 22:01

well lets see what tonight has in store

SpanishFly · 14/07/2015 16:39

Did any of you notice how alike Jon's mum and Hannah look?!

SweetPeaPods · 14/07/2015 21:15

Josh isn't going to do himself any favours to get votes tonight. Poor Lauren

revealall · 14/07/2015 21:18

Oh lord they've got children. Not sure which is worse in the 15 seconds I've just watched;
Hannah: "Nah my breasts are not for feeding tha only fs you's" or that whilst having a sweet conversation about her mothering he constantly had his hand down his pants.

star8369 · 14/07/2015 21:21

omg josh needs a slap

star8369 · 14/07/2015 21:43

those two really need to give it a rest!

TheLastPickleInTheJar · 14/07/2015 21:47

I keep thinking the crying's coming from my baby monitor!

TheLastPickleInTheJar · 14/07/2015 21:49

So josh is definitely going to start using condoms now. Because the reality of contracting an sti wasn't motivation enough?

SpanishFly · 15/07/2015 09:28

Josh keeps moaning that the girls have been out loads! They were in Magaluf with Calum Best FFS!

How come I missed Paul Danan on it? I was sure I watched all the episodes except for the catch - up ones.

And who knew that Jon would actually get involved with the baby task and do really well?!

jamaisdeux · 15/07/2015 18:58

Jon is hideous but one day away from 50,000 pounds. He therefore looked after the plastic baby!

I found Josh hilarious and want him and Jess to win!

Can't believe I watch this Sad

TheLastPickleInTheJar · 15/07/2015 19:25

You mean Josh and Lauren? I'd like them to win too.

It will be interesting to revisit the couples in a year to see if they're still together.

Watching this I've noticed that young people overuse the word 'obviously' and have no idea what literally means. I think other was Luis who said he 'literally melted'. It's a little thing but it irks me!

RattleAndRoll · 15/07/2015 19:30

Does anyone else think it's grim that they just have sex in the room with others in? Not discreet or anything, everyone's aware etc. Or am I a prude?
The last episode where Jon & Hannah were at it, came up for air then Jess and Max (I think it was them) start at it and Jon and Hannah start again. I find it really grim.

MitzyLeFrouf · 15/07/2015 19:31

I think the whole thread finds it grim!

jamaisdeux · 15/07/2015 19:53

Sorry, yes, meant Josh and Lauren! Anyone but Hannah and Jon (not Hannah's fault) or miserable Cally and Luis.

I honestly feel disgusted at myself for watching this, it is a new low, but I can't resist.

Hashtag... 'literally', 'if I'm honest', 'to be fair', 'do you know what I mean?' Nothing else much in between.

MitzyLeFrouf · 15/07/2015 20:02

I think Lauren and Josh will win too. Jon and Hannah have just been a tad too coarse and shouty. I don't mind a Scouse accent but if I have to listen to Hannah's extreme Scouse foghorn voice ever again my ears will melt.

I was a bit cynical of Max's 'do ye want t'be ma girlfriend' last night. They've all got their eyes on the prize!

Bombaybunty · 15/07/2015 20:15

I've changed my mind, I think Max and Jess will win.
Josh blew it with the plastic baby unpleasantness.

MitzyLeFrouf · 15/07/2015 20:16

Oh I missed the plastic baby part! I also missed the parents visits the other night, I wanted to see the loins that produced these awful idiots.

jamaisdeux · 15/07/2015 20:17

Yes, yes, Max 'do you want to be my girlfriend?' totally changed his mind since his parents approved, but they approved in order for him to win, that was clear. I am totally team Jess, by the way, but Lauren to win.

I don't mind Hannah's voice, I find it fascinating, but Jon, the shouting, the sexism and the presumption that he will win.

Hashtag 'overinvested'.

Mitz agree, they totes have their eyes on the prize.

PS What actually is a 'hashtag'? Hmm 45, with child, alone at home and not down with the kidz Grin

jamaisdeux · 15/07/2015 20:20

Don't mind if Jess or Lauren win. Prefer Lauren though. I think it is a close run thing. I do love Jess though.

Please, dear God, not Jon.

SweetPeaPods · 15/07/2015 20:33

I think josh ruined it for himself last night with the baby task.
A lot of them are desperate for votes now. Max asking Jess to be his girlfriend. Jon proposing to Hannah (tonight apparently) and even Lois was talking about stuff happening under covers last night.

MitzyLeFrouf · 15/07/2015 20:42

jamais hashtag is the way you let people search your OMG totes amazin' tweets

#TopBanter
#JonIsALedge
#GetInMySon
#SmashHerBackDoorsIn

star8369 · 15/07/2015 20:58

max and jess to win

jamaisdeux · 15/07/2015 21:00

Hashtag (can't do actual thing) thanks Mitz

jamaisdeux · 15/07/2015 21:02

Max and Jess or Lauren and Joss.

Not Jon and Hannah (nothing to do with Hannah)

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