Love Island - the best worst TV programme ever?

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I'd definitely file this one under guilty pleasures. Please watch it so we can bitch comment on it here. Jon's grasp of English had me howling yesterday.

Room for another guilty pleasure watcher?
Poor Lauren just seems so vulnerable. She doesn't seem like a wannabe & I get the feeling she thought she could go on there, clear her name & everything would be OK. But now she's just feeling the pressure & I think she's worrying about how she comes across. Mauling by social media (after the Zayn thing) seems to have bruised her badly.

Whereas the fauxtalian twins would probably benefit from an ego-bruise. They were so rude to the blonde model when they were dumped - they came across as even bigger arses than the other guys

The 'Italians' were awful. It doesn't surprise me that neither of them have had a serious relationship - they're too in love with themselves. They were extremely rude about the girls in the villa. Not classy enough for them? Pah.

I feel sorry for Lauren. I think she seems like a nice young woman. I really hope the guy she saved stays faithful to her during the next coupling. He owes her that. I somehow doubt he will though.

I liked Iain Stirling

It's like watching Big Brother on the beach! But worse. A lot of it makes for very uncomfortable viewing.

Essex boy Jonathan thinks he is King Dong and leader. Gets on my bits.

The Manchester twins are hilariously cringey and so thoroughly fake.

What exactly was the point of tonight's episode? We all have iplayer if we want to catch up. Why show it nightly then skip two nights? Do the programme makers think their entire audience is 18-25 & out all weekend? I guess I'm way too old for this show

I feel so cheated that tonight's is a re-run!

Oh I was too!!
Nice fake tears from Jess tonight

I really want Naomi to choose Josh (even though he is a nasty little cretin) just so it kicks off

Ohhhh! Finally, it gets good. Jess is not the most self-aware person, is she? She didn't care who she trampled over to wind up with Josh but now she's claiming that she'd never nick a bloke off another girl. Josh is a (very good-looking) knob, but I think Jess is coming across really, really badly. And tomorrow night's episode looks great.

Poor Omar & Chris can't catch any breaks. I think they're both being too honest & keen. And I reckon they might actually be reasonably decent people off-camera. (Well, as decent as Love island contestants can get, that is)

The introduction of these 2 women is just showing how terrible the casting of the Manctalians was - neither good-looking nor engaging personalities, they just bound the original cast mates together.

I'm overthinking trash telly, right? There may have been

Spot on Che.

Jess is really embarrassing herself. No class and very bratty.

I secretly hope Jordyn likes Daisy too after Zoe's display of arrogance. I doubt it though...

Tomorrow's ep looks juicy for sure!

Wow! Jess is acting like a spoilt brat. I don't blame Josh for liking Naomi. Hes got eyes after all, she's very pretty and seems nice at the moment.

Why oh why is Jess throwing around the "girl code"?? She doesn't even know her, so why on earth would she have any loyalty to her?? And as they said, why should they spend time with someone they don't like?

Josh didn't promise jess anything at all and after she yelled and him and called him a fucking knob, she STILL didn't seem to see that they were no longer together.

jess is such a hypocrite! an alleycat has more morals!

Yeah no idea why the girls are expecting strangers to a. be loyal to them, and b. put their needs above their own?!

The new blonde girl is clearly very used to having things go her way! She's as unappealing as Jess really.

That Jordan guy is a real dimwit. I think his brains are in his arms.

Oh gawd I'm addicted. Bring on decision tomorrow night.
Will anyone really pick Jess or Zoe tomorrow?

Over use of the term "mugged off" perhaps?

And overuse of 'graft' wtf!!

Who wins? Is it the last couple standing? Surely that will be John and Hannah anyway so what's the point?

I feel a bit sorry for Jess. Josh was all over her until someone 'better' came along.

Poor zoe does seem genuinely upset about Jordan.
I'm not sure anyone will pick Jess, especially after finding out about her date with the fauxtalian thanks to Naomi

But I didn't see any obvious connection with Josh and Jess - it was just a physical thing, as far as I could see. She has been really psycho with him so I'm not surprised he's backed out

Jess is behaving like a brat. Why on earth is Nicole a slag? ?!

Naomi, sorry - not Nicole

I'm amazed everyone initially fancied Jess. She's a pretty enough girl but nowhere near as beautiful as Rachel. But no one fancies Rachel!

I think she was calling Josh a slag, Spanish.

I agree that Jess has behaved appallingly and she 'mugged them all off' when she lied about the twin (did i use it right? #DownWithTheKids ). I just think she make that age-old mistake of giving too much of herself and believing it meant something to Josh. She out to take a leaf out of Rachel's book.

I just wish they'd put some nice men in for the women instead of those arrogant fauxtalians. Naomi and Daisy both seem nice and normal. Maybe the guy going in tonight will be nice.

I agree Rachel's beautiful. Danielle too although i could forget she's there as they show so little of her.

I think Lauren could go tonight.

I find it so cringy when they're fighting for a place and suddenly start talking to people they've barely looked at previously. at Jess telling Omar she was attracted to him. That was a blatant lie!