Love Island - the best worst TV programme ever?

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I'd definitely file this one under guilty pleasures. Please watch it so we can bitch comment on it here. Jon's grasp of English had me howling yesterday.

patience I wouldn't mind half an hour's 'recreation' time with Max either!

(Still think he'd ditch Jess in a split second if he had a chance to get with Naomi.)

Although my lust dimmed a bit when they showed him washing his arsehole. Some things you don't need to see.

And I'm still a bit Mary Whitehouse about them shagging on TV. Why would you??

I'm very Mary Whitehouse about it, Fraggle. I go all cat bum mouth, clutch my pearls and turn the sound down. Have total respect for Luis and Cally for not giving into their desires and in fact i think it speaks volumes about how genuine their feelings are. They know they'll be together after the show so no need to rush.

Quite right. I'm cat bum of mouth too. Their shagging will be skulking around the internet somewhere forever more! It's just........tacky.

Yeah it makes me a little uncomfortable. I thought I was just being a prude, but not sure why they are showing it so much. We knew it was going to happen just leave it at that.

Oh yeah the bum hole washing haha!! Why did he have to squat like that??!!

I am not sure he would go back to Naomi. They lack chemistry. I am sure Naomi will try though, not because she wants him... But to show she can.

Luis and Cally make my skin crawl a little. I really don't see them lasting. Too much too soon.

Oh Jess. What is she doing? I'm not sure Max is genuine about her. Hope she doesn't get 'pied' (!) again.
It's very shagging on TV.

I don't think Max is genuine at all, he's just playing the game.

So who's going to win the money? I think it should be Lauren and Josh.

No way does Josh deserve a penny!

I think they should declare it all shite and the money go to charity!

Yes there should be a 'none of the above' option.

Urge god. None of them are deserving. Hannah and Jon think they have it in the bag though!

*urgh

I'd like Lauren to win (though not enough to actually vote!). It's a shame that would mean Josh winning by default but better Lauren and Josh than Amy of the others.

I think Josh is coming across as more vulnerable and less cocky since being 'pied' by Naomi. Something tells me he hasn't had to deal with that a lot in the past. I imagine he's the one who usually does the dumping.

Can I join in? I've just been watching some on iPlayer. It's bloody awful but horribly addictive tv!
My opinion of Max went down a billion fold the minute he asked Jess to go to bed with him. It was so cringe worthy. And Jess has got the lowest self esteem of anyone I've seen on TV in a LONG time. Unless her entire gameplan was to get her porn star heavy breathing on tv. It should guarantee her a "movie" on the outside anyway.

If Jon and Hannah win, I'll throw something at the computer. He's a sexist, boorish twat.

I want Lauren to win and I won't really mind if that means Josh wins. He's a dick, but I think a lot of that is by virtue of being so young. I think he'll be a nice guy in 5 or so years unlike wanker Jon He makes me feel all maternal!

My lust for Max has gone and he now makes me feel quite sick!
Can't believe he and Jess did that, is she really that dim/desperate!! He wanted to empty his balls and she obliged!
lauren is getting on my nerves. In fact they all are... but I can't stop watching aargh.

Lauren's Sharpie eyebrows are most distracting.

Yeah they're definitely too dark for her. She's fair and freckley.

Poor Lauren wouldn't have been on this show if she hadn't taken a selfie with Zayne Malik. They all look down on her for not having a nose job,and boob implants. I'd vote ghastly Jon off,together with his blow-up doll.

I can't stand jon

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