Made In Chelsea. Are you ready to pardy?

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MIC is like back on Monday boi yah.

Are Tiny Tears and Poundland Fonz still totes in love? Will Toff continue to tussle with Tiff? Will Sam continue to make my toes curl? Will Proudlock continue to dress like Beau Brummell - The Studio 54 Years? Will Biscuits finally admit to his lust for Spenny? Will Spenny's philandering ways culminate in a jaunt to his local clap clinic? Will Binky finally brush her hair?

Let's find out.

Laguna Beach was definitely the best. Kristin was my favorite. Totally showed as being the bitch but was in fact the actual girlfriend of the sought after Steven, while Lauren was constantly trying to break them up.

Their high school life was so grown up and glam !

Stephs face has changed quite a bit since The Hills

It's nearly time....

All ready for a mic fest. Wonder when my kids will realise I get them to bed early on a Monday night to watch this.

Ahhhh! I fucking hate Lauren. The smug bitch.

Oh she really is. Such a stirrer. But how smug did Nicola look at the end too?!

So smug. I can't wait for Mytton to cheat on her and her fake hair. She isn't fit to be an extra on TOWIE.

Watson needs to come back and put shit stirring lauren in her place.

Nicola and Lauren are both far too smug.

I'm just catching up on this

The new Millie is sooo plain. Lauren is a bitch. Nicola is far too big for her boots and her fake hair extensions look awful. Fleur is hideous and far too old to be 23.

Phew, that felt better

Mark-Francis's face when Rosie suggested purple cushions was just brilliant .

Lauren is such a smug bitch, I hope Spenny does his best work yet in cheating on her. I will enjoy every moment of his bad behaviour for a change.

Looks like the tears are making a comeback for Louise next week.

Oh I love Lauren. The show's been missing an evil ice-queen.

Binky and co have some cheek laughing at Nicola's extensions. Binky's extensions usually resemble a bird's nest after a tornado's been through it.

Tiff is back but where is Lucy? We want Lucy!

I really don't like Josh AT ALL.

Binky's extensions are much, much worse than Nicola's. Her hair looks like it hasn't seen shampoo or a comb in a long time.

Steph:- "as smug as ever"

When they trio were in the bar before bunks came in who was the third one? Lauren, Nicola and who. The third one at least had the decency to look embarrassed.

Before Binky came in I didn't think they were getting on but once they went in to full bitch mode they seemed to gel better.

Lauren is a horrible horrible person, as Steph said at the end, celebrating at hearing another Steph and Josh were arguing.

So she's said she would've high-fived Spencer for cheating on Lucy with a waitress and now she's high fiving because another coupleay be having troubles.

She and Spencer deserve each other. I only hope they never procreate together.

Josh is an idiot, and Steph needs to get back with Stevie!! I don't even know why they broke up?! They were so happy together.

I never watched The Hills so hadn't realised how much surgery Stephanie has actually had! She's changed!

I want Lucy to strut back in, punch that nasty smug bitch Lauren in the face and shave Nicola's ridiculously crap hair off. Then deal with tatty old Josh. Cannot WAIT for Spenny to dump Lauren by the way. Looking forward to some appropriate words of comfort from Steph and the rest of the girls she has been such a witch to.

Jesus! She looks completely different. Do people actually get chin reductions?

She looks so different

She does look completley different! She's had quite good fos,epic surgery to be fair. Her results look quite natural. Unlike her SIL...