Made In Chelsea. Are you ready to pardy?

[squoosh]

MIC is like back on Monday boi yah.

Are Tiny Tears and Poundland Fonz still totes in love? Will Toff continue to tussle with Tiff? Will Sam continue to make my toes curl? Will Proudlock continue to dress like Beau Brummell - The Studio 54 Years? Will Biscuits finally admit to his lust for Spenny? Will Spenny's philandering ways culminate in a jaunt to his local clap clinic? Will Binky finally brush her hair?

Let's find out.

What's confusing you?

Who has split ????

Well I purposely avoided saying if anyone had split up or stayed together as the whole show is based around 'who's going out with who/who's cheating on who/who's dumped who'. So knowing their current relationship status might be a bit of a giveaway as to how the rest of the series pans out.

OK -so all the couples who we think were still together this week are still together we know so really not much of a spoiler then.

Jacana work that contact and you could be Mrs Spenny III one day. Don't his family own a Caribbean island? I could tolerate a lot for a private island.

You poor thing, you seem to be having difficulty understanding the word 'spoiler'.

Rita I'm struggling to understand your issue with Squoosh's post. Can you explain?

Squoosh Obv means that someone has spilt up but she doesn't want to say on here to ruin it for us

I bet that spenny is single again. He didn't look happy and gawd he's aged !!!!!

Biscuits looks normal :)

I remember when gaby got a fake Ollie for her song:video and yes Ollie had amazing hair. Dp said at the time that if he was a woman he couldn't go out with someone who had better hair then him

Luckily dp isn't female

Spenny's parents don't own the island, I think, they own the hotel on it, the Eden Roc. Luxurious place apparently, but it was a run down shell when they bought it.

Anyway, Stephanie, bloody loathe her, quite the freeloader, I reckon.

Stephanie was vile in the BB house , very nasty indeed.

Stephanie wasn't in BB... Her brother and his wife were, though.

She was Koala, the last but one series I think.

fucking hell, my baby brain is bad. I actually watched that series!

Duh. Think I've just clicked

Steph brother and wife were in the hills? And she had tons of plastic surgery and massive boob jobs?

I don't know about their Instagram pages but their twitter pages are mostly run by management btw. This means even if they have broken up news won't break on twitter until it's aired, not sure if that's part of their contract? Maybe Instagram is different though?

She was in the series with Gary Busey , Spencer and Heidi were in it a few years ago. Loved The Hills .

KenDodd did you watch Laguna Beach and The City too? If not you've got a treat ahead!!

Ooops apols - I thought sqooush had a major spoiler for us and got confused

I had only one but Im a lightweight

No Instagram the same as twitter- lots of glossy shots and pictures of cocktails

Stephanie was in BB. Her brother and his wife were in a previous series.

(I didn't watch so I don't know what any of them were like).

Yes I did Strawberry , great programmes !

Right! Now I remember her. Knew I'd loathed her before I loathe her now on MIC.nothing but consistent, me

General question. In the U.S. You go in on a set period visitors permit, is that not reciprocal or can Ower Steph free load indefinitely? Anyone know? Can I live in hope that she'll have to go back, and will that be soon?

Yes twinkle I've already posted that I had made a mistake...

Ahh I was quite excited at someone else having the joy of watching them from the beginning. Laguna Hills was probably my most favourite as it seemed the most genuine & the start of the long pause for thought mid conversation.

How is she freeloading? Presumably she gets paid for MIC, BB etc. Also she's doing photo shoots etc.