Made In Chelsea. Are you ready to pardy?

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MIC is like back on Monday boi yah.

Are Tiny Tears and Poundland Fonz still totes in love? Will Toff continue to tussle with Tiff? Will Sam continue to make my toes curl? Will Proudlock continue to dress like Beau Brummell - The Studio 54 Years? Will Biscuits finally admit to his lust for Spenny? Will Spenny's philandering ways culminate in a jaunt to his local clap clinic? Will Binky finally brush her hair?

Let's find out.

I love(d) Lucy.

Can't stand Alex dull as monotone dishwater ....bleurghhh

All the blond newbies look the same. Glad one has pink hair though not a posh look. They don't seem as moneyed as the original cast.

Not sure about Spenny and his relationship. She seems too old for him.

Too many insipid newbies

I didn't massively enjoy last nights episode, too many newbies and where the hell has Lucy gone?! She's my favourite!

I thought it seemed way too scripted

I know someone who has dated biscuits since the last season.
Set it to record so I can enjoy the first Mark Francis moment for a while !

Who is biscuits???? I should know I'm sure.
I agree - last night seemed very scripted.

Biscuits = Jamie

KenDodd need more detailed
Information re your friend who dated him please.

Was it Binky who thought Africa is a country?

My placemarking post. Didn't get to watch last night,gotta watch it on catch up later.

Binky isn't bothered that Alex has a new gf you know. Just in case that didn't come across. she definitely isn't jealous...

I don't know if Binky is jealous, but I would be pissed off with the talk of how Alex-likes-new-gf-better and the new gf being v smug.

I think Watson will be back. Is Cheska gone for good, she wasn't in the last season was she? Is Fran gone? I liked Fran.

Ken, you can't leave it at that, we need gossip.

I fell asleep and missed the whole thing, I'll have to catch up today, so Lucy wasn't in it then, ah I hope she is back.

No gossip really , few dates after meeting on an evening out . Apparently great fun , very well mannered , pardy pardy pardy.

Lauren is dullsville. Far too bloody composed, she needs to let loose and have some fun.

That scene at the dinner with Spenny was cringey for her. But found it quite funny.

I think spencer and miss vacants relationship is sailing very close to the rocks

And I'm not sure who binky is trying to kid! Bet her and Alex hook up this series!

Spencer keeps saying (very unconvincingly) 'I'm happier than I've ever been' whilst looking like a miserable rat who is desperate to get out of a cage.

This new Fleur person has terrible dress sense and a weird hair-do. I like it.

I hate it when everyone is too beautiful and too groomed.

I can't stand Lauren, she seems so very dull and clingy. I think she's one of those "oh I only have male friends, girls just don't like me" girls!

I swear I know that Jess, but the person I am thinking off is not from Chelsea and is more edgy than her.

"We have far too much sex to be married"

Lauren seems a bit insecure.

WHERE HAS LUCY GONE

Has she hooked up with Prudders somewhere 'cos we didn't see him either

I think I could like Pinky-hair newby and the little one mooning after Lego-head might prove entertaining.
Messy-head newbie didn't add much imho. Or the irish one. Although I noticed they panned the camera over her and Spenny for her first shot on camera (on the boat) so maybe that's a clue of things to come?

Mostly dullsville last night, especially Spennys current klingon

I do love Steph so I hope she kicks Josh in the goolies for his stupid rules and gets back with lovely Stevie this series.

Josh and his rules were ringing all sorts of bells!

yes creepy controlling rules. Think Steph has seen though and will be orf like a shot next week.