Made In Chelsea. Are you ready to pardy?

[squoosh]

MIC is like back on Monday boi yah.

Are Tiny Tears and Poundland Fonz still totes in love? Will Toff continue to tussle with Tiff? Will Sam continue to make my toes curl? Will Proudlock continue to dress like Beau Brummell - The Studio 54 Years? Will Biscuits finally admit to his lust for Spenny? Will Spenny's philandering ways culminate in a jaunt to his local clap clinic? Will Binky finally brush her hair?

Let's find out.

You lot are stalkers

Oh great news if Steph and Josh have split up. He was a bad combo of controlling and drippy.

Hurrah that Josh has been binned.

How can I see pics of Stevie with gf?

Splaury are sadly still together though.

TT and Fatty Fonz are still together.

Hot James and Lucy Watson still together too.

Mytton and Nicola nog instagrammed for while so it's hard to tell.

Here you go......

instagram.com/steviej_23/

I may possibly have invested too much in this programme as I find Stevie's apparent happiness rather heartwarming. Thanks for the link!

Instagram is great for the nights insomnia strikes. Its amazing what you learn about people on it.

Oh I cannot stand Gabby

Cressida looks very like Lucy. (I thought she was until I twigged)