Made In Chelsea. Are you ready to pardy?

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MIC is like back on Monday boi yah.

Are Tiny Tears and Poundland Fonz still totes in love? Will Toff continue to tussle with Tiff? Will Sam continue to make my toes curl? Will Proudlock continue to dress like Beau Brummell - The Studio 54 Years? Will Biscuits finally admit to his lust for Spenny? Will Spenny's philandering ways culminate in a jaunt to his local clap clinic? Will Binky finally brush her hair?

Let's find out.

Agree completely unimpressive finale. I often think I'd like to go to their parties but the festival looked shit.

What was with all the vests too?

Damp squid of a series imo.

The vests were because they'd spent all the clothing budget on a groomer for Spenny's beard and hair. The Poopants were Primark Couture.

I thought they couldn't beat Lauren's Cinderella prancing down the stairs for being contrived. The lounging on the hay bale trumped it.

The apology by fisheyes and Steph was half arsed at best.

Why was no-one covered in sick at the festival?

And though I'm reluctant to say it, well done to Wagulikey for not crying when she challenged Mitten. I'd be in awe of her if she refused to end it just to watch Mitten squirm...

Vests

My eyes, my eyes...

Ken

I'm having a fucking hell too poor to go on holiday so let's have a bbq, drinks and tents party in my back garden.

I will have hay bales artfully dotted about the place and will endeavor to lounge upon them, just like Lauren. I do have hay bales for the chickens to shite on.

We will be drunk by 6pm. I wonder if I am able to whip up a few of the above outfits for the evening? I think it would be enhanced greatly.

Oh. Didn't reliese what last one
Now what will I watch on Mondays

Was it a put on festival just for the programme ?

It looked like it anyway. The headliner band are actually very good. They are an irish band called Kodaline.

Don't worry Blondes, MiC is going to LA for the summer.

Whoop :)

I have done a complete about-turn on Nicola - she has exposed Mittens-on-a-string for the whining bitch he is. And Jamie told Spenny like it is. I really hope Lucy and James are forever, she seems to be relaxed with him.

I'm behind one episode. That beard. And poor Lauren.

If you think the beard is bad you are in for a treat with the festival outfits. I've never seen anything like it.

Esp spennys outfit

Spenny definitely has beard dye going on .

Hahaha watched it. Spenny no words.

And yes that blinking orange roll neck needs to be binned, Jess.

Tank top city

Was it on last night? I can't find it on catch up.

No Wiggle last week was the series finale, not that it felt like it. It'll be back soon when they're in LA.

Jamie and Spencer's row! Love it

This "festival" has definitely been contrived by the peoducers for MIC. This lot wouldn't last five minutes at a real festival.

Can't wait for LA!

Looks like Steph and Cold Eyed Josh have split. I follow her on Instagram and she's removed all photos of her with him and there's a ton of her with gangs of blokes now in which he's nowhere to be seen.

Thank god for that, let's pray that she hooked up with Stevie in LA.

Stevie has a long term girlfriend. Think her name is Cressida. Lots and lots of pics on instagram.