Made In Chelsea. Are you ready to pardy?

[squoosh]

MIC is like back on Monday boi yah.

Are Tiny Tears and Poundland Fonz still totes in love? Will Toff continue to tussle with Tiff? Will Sam continue to make my toes curl? Will Proudlock continue to dress like Beau Brummell - The Studio 54 Years? Will Biscuits finally admit to his lust for Spenny? Will Spenny's philandering ways culminate in a jaunt to his local clap clinic? Will Binky finally brush her hair?

Let's find out.

Well sqoosh I'm due in a few weeks and I was thinking of calling my baby Binky if I had a girl and Prudders if I had a boy.

Signing in. Been away on hols so not watched yet, plan to today .

Anyone remember the glorious moment when Ollie was told that Gabby had got herself an Ollie lookalike....stunned silence, then "is his hair better than mine?"

Oh wow I really want to buy some hamsters now and call them Mytton and Binky. Maybe a chinchilla called Prudders, rats called Spenny and Victoria, a guinea pig called biscuits, a daschund called Lucy, a mouse called Stevie....getting a bit carried away.

Anyone else think that Spennie has really aged?

Spenneh has totally aged. His eyes look kind of haunted.
Haunted by fembot. Haunted by commitment. Haunted by what he has become and his poor lonely winkle only having one playmate.

I thought he had aged but was actually looking a bit better since NY but I have read he's had treatments, maybe even Botox. There were before and after pictures.

Do agree he has a slightly manic, haunted look like something that is caged and can't get away. Poor lamb.

Spenny's work. No before and after pics. Not sure where I saw them now.

Perhaps it all need re-doing!

So aged, and he's looking really sleazy with his slicked back hair. I think he's haunted by a great deal of drugs, alcohol and dodgy sex.

My daughter's hamster is called Minky for real. (I didn't name it).

There are some people who will never settle down, ever. They will move from partner to partner convincing themselves and the partner that THIS is it! each and every time. They will become bored and break up the relationship in the nastiest most heart breaking way possible leaving yet another trail of emotional devastation. Spenny is such a person and Caggie was wise beyond her years to see it and never, ever give in to him.

Although he looks about 47 he's still only about 25 so very young really. He'll probably have calmed down a bit in 15 years time.

Binky doesn't look as pretty as usual does she? Her face is all shiny and lumpy looking.

@ Minky ( that's what my granny called her vagina !)
I had to stop myself howling when a friend of ours called her cat Minky

Didn't Spenny go on a diet a while back and go all muscly ??
He looks rather weary and shabby atm.
I think its the hair.

That slicked back hair. Anyone seen pics of Don, son of Donald Trump? With his looks and slicked back dark hair, he looks like a proper Don - the Mafia sort

Spenny reminds me of Hugh Heffner these days. It's quite clear also that Lauren is heading on a one way train to Dumpsville. Oh well, next!

I can see his wide eyed shrug and oh what did you think already.

Yep Spennie needs a haircut. Too Miami Vice. I reckon the hair will go when he's started either cheating on fembot or got rid - it's not you, it's me. blah blah.

I think Mark Francis has been the most consistent, actually, that's probably not true, he's got more ridiculous with each series but I like it!

I've been sneaky and checked their instagram accounts to see who's split and who's still together. No point watching now!

Oh PM me please! I love spoilers

Is Stevie still in it?

Adore Mark Francis - he is brilliant !

Stalked Spennies Instagram and someone has commented that he looks like Jesus- I don't think it was meant to be a compliment

lol rita! love spoilers too, can you hint!

Well I've looked at his Twitter feed. No booze since Xmas and muscle bound, last time I checked

I sort of tenuously know the family, their mum and dad, rather, through my own dad. But, as I say, it's a tenuous link.

No spoilers -Spennie and what ever her name is are still together, Louise and the Fonz are still together and so are Steph and the controlly BF .
Not sure what sqooush is on about???