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Made In Chelsea. Are you ready to pardy?

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squoosh · 10/04/2015 15:34

MIC is like back on Monday boi yah.

Are Tiny Tears and Poundland Fonz still totes in love? Will Toff continue to tussle with Tiff? Will Sam continue to make my toes curl? Will Proudlock continue to dress like Beau Brummell - The Studio 54 Years? Will Biscuits finally admit to his lust for Spenny? Will Spenny's philandering ways culminate in a jaunt to his local clap clinic? Will Binky finally brush her hair?

Let's find out.

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squoosh · 14/04/2015 15:50

I really hope Lucy and her rolling eyes are back next week.

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Koalafications · 14/04/2015 16:04

This was on Fran's Twitter page. Lucy is there so she should still be in it.

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Jacana · 14/04/2015 16:32

the Sayings of Binky cont....

on Mark Francis sculpting a bust in silver........."a bust? You mean the tits?"ShockGrin

"Barbados is over-rated anyway", agreed the B list stuck in London..glorious!

So Spenny wants to get his 'space', particularly his wardrobe space, back too (but her tinted moisturiser can stay) Grin

How long does it take to find your own flat when you have the kind of money they all have?Hmm

Jacana · 14/04/2015 16:34

I liked Lucy, too, amazing that her sister had exactly the same facial expressions last series, anyone else see this?

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squoosh · 14/04/2015 16:36

Yes Tiff and Luce definitely had matching rolly eyed bitch faces. (I mean this as a compliment)

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Only1scoop · 14/04/2015 16:55

Miss Tiff and Lucy....

Find Lauren's 'oh I'm such a cool girlfriend' attempts very Confused...."oh we have sex to often to be a married couple"

I think he'll call orders on her pretty quickly. He's getting bored.

Steph is getting bored of OCD man and his ultra sterile living arrangements ....

No pardeeeees there....

Koalafications · 14/04/2015 16:56

Yes, don't think it will be long before Spenny leaves her or cheats on her. I think he's as bored of her as we are.

Only1scoop · 14/04/2015 16:58

He seemed so pissed off day sat there with her whilst everyone was out having fun. Her "I'm so lucky to be here with you" didn't have the desired effect....

He just panicked and asked her when her clothes were leaving his closet Grin....with her.

cankles · 14/04/2015 17:01

I reckon Spenny will have shagged someone else by episode 2/3 with rumours circulating wildly by episode 4. With Lauren the fembot in complete denial. Binky will have tried it on with that k-nob Mitten or had a bitch fight with his new girl. Jamie (who is my favourite!) effortlessly breaking confidences, surprise surprise and trying to shag anything with a pulse. Where is Lucy, she is missed?!

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squoosh · 14/04/2015 17:04

KenDoddsDadsDog you should have asked your friend to set you up with one of Jamie's bois!

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Jacana · 14/04/2015 17:05

God but Lauren's boring. While the others were pardying, she and S.were having an oldies quiet dinner for two....how long will that last, I wonder? ShockWink

Wonder when binkys mum will make an appearance , get tanked up on champagne at lunchtime, and ask her cougar questions about everyone's sex lives?

Koalafications · 14/04/2015 17:06

Grin at Lauren the fembot.

cankles · 14/04/2015 17:08

I swear she is Koala!

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squoosh · 14/04/2015 17:09

Wasn't his girlfriend in the last series oddly robotic too? The one he brought to Venice. Maybe he has them made in a factory somewhere.

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Koalafications · 14/04/2015 17:10

I can't remember the Venice fembot

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squoosh · 14/04/2015 17:12

This one. She walked and talked but I'm not convinced she was fully human.

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RitaOrange · 14/04/2015 17:13

I still miss Ollie Sad

ladygracie · 14/04/2015 17:59

Ah, thank you. That's what I thought.
I know. The rules were not good. But why didn't anyone else mention how odd & controlling it is?
I got the 2 girls mixed up all episode - Jess & Millie maybe??

ladygracie · 14/04/2015 18:04

Also I posted after lots of other ones so mine doesn't make sense now. Never mind!

Koalafications · 14/04/2015 18:45

Oh yes, I remember her now! She was a fembot (SpenBot?)

KenDoddsDadsDog · 14/04/2015 18:55

God no sqoosh I'm faaaaar too ancient !!! I'm still convinced I would be Mark Francis' BFF

Stoatystoat · 14/04/2015 21:13

Yes josh definitely RED FLAGS all over!

KenDoddsDadsDog · 14/04/2015 21:35

What has he done ?

Stoatystoat · 14/04/2015 21:38

Steph wants a pardy at their place. He is restricting numbers and invoking some white drinks only bullshit.

Refers to their place as his and won't let her put any girl knick knacks in it

To be fair, moving in this quick is a red flag alone!!

sheldonesque · 14/04/2015 21:51

Not really feeling most of the new lot. Although I quite like Emilypink.

Is it just me or does Jess look like Katie Hopkins? And she is sooooo going to act have a shot on the mitten.

Love Steph. Don't like his rules. I'd be going round poundland and cluttering up his house with all sorts of interesting objet d'art. And getting a local ned to shit on his coffee table as a centrepiece. I feel it would help him adjust that bit quicker.

I feel also that Spenny's fluffer isn't creating quite the effect that she once did. You keep telling yourself you are happy Spen. And then tell your face to join in.

I would love to hear Lucy's take on it. Grin

Bitter Binky is quite fun to watch. Still think she's a caah though.