Made In Chelsea. Are you ready to pardy?

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MIC is like back on Monday boi yah.

Are Tiny Tears and Poundland Fonz still totes in love? Will Toff continue to tussle with Tiff? Will Sam continue to make my toes curl? Will Proudlock continue to dress like Beau Brummell - The Studio 54 Years? Will Biscuits finally admit to his lust for Spenny? Will Spenny's philandering ways culminate in a jaunt to his local clap clinic? Will Binky finally brush her hair?

Let's find out.

Jamie didn't know that Lucy had no proof, and he inferred from her fishing that she knew and was seeing if he would admit it.

In the past, girls have had concrete proof and the boys have denied it as long as they can and then had to admit it, making themselves look so much worse in the process.

That's why Jamie urged to Spencer to come clean, because he knew it would come out eventually.

surprised took spenny so long to be unfaithful ......

i think lucy def knew he had been unfaithful,she was hinting, and we all know that once someone has cheated, it eventually comes out

bet lauren will forgive him, not sure i could tbh

Lauren will probably forgive Spen.

I'd not be able to forgive the hair and beard, let alone the cheating.

All over Instagram together so she's clearly forgiven him.

I was surprised Spencer had only kissed another girl after his previous antics with Mytton. Still, not surprised he cheated and hope Lauren feels silly about all her smug high fives.

Totally think the Jamie and Jess storyline has been scripted for the cameras, there just seems to be zero chemistry between those two and a lot of forced intense eyes and 'you know I really like you' scenes.

And how out of place did MF look in the basement disco?!

I suspect 'kiss' may be a euphemism...

MF looked in disgust there rofl

I loved Mark's reaction to Sam's tattoo when he said that the TW didn't stand for Tiff Watson but the first two letters of the word twat. His one liners really make the show.

What the fuck has Spencer got on? Festival gear is guyliner and a leopard top hat. Lauren's wide eyed Princess Di looks are annoying. Rosie couldn't crack a smile.

Biscuits is a twat. Not for the first time women are idiots if they allow boys to cheat on them.

MF was epic. Sam has got the first two letters of twat on his arm.

I have just heard Alex say that he and Spencer are 'recovering Fanny addicts!' I spat my tea out I was so shocked!

I couldn't take anything Spencer said seriously while he was in that outfit. Was glad the vest was baggy and long or I fear he would have been perilously close to channeling the Goblin King. And there is only one Goblin King...

Pmsl at Spennys vest

And silly silly lauren taking him back

It ended all looking very lovely dovey at the festival

Oh yes the twat count by mf was funny

Mitten is more of a knob than Spennie. That's an achievement !

I happened to see the episode where Spencer and Mitten first met, when they were fighting over Lucy LOL. Who'd have thought that they would be future fanny addict buddies.

That Mytton character is VILE. I honestly don't remember him being such a toss-pot when he was with Binky or perhaps the twinkly look in his eyes these days is because of the love between Twat-Boy and Nicola?

He certainly has bright eyes.

He looks like Noddy and he has teeny hands

Also, I wondered why the men all looked so very daft in their "festival outfits"? The women mostly looked elegant.

Mytton looked like he had pooed and needed his Mummy. Spencer looks really fit but why the poo pants and vest? And beard?

Jealous really. That did not look like any festival I've been to.

Fit as in healthy.

Poo pants

I thought the festival scene was very set up and not real although I thought the main band shown weren't that bad.

Lego man seemed a bit normal in his chat with Binky but up to that point he was joining Sam in the twat camp. Spenny looked weird and slightly spaced out, Lauren should have told him to get lost then Hi 5"d with Lucy.

Not quite a festival - more afternoon tea in the park...

Delurking to say Mytton is SUCH a coward! He clearly wants to be single/have his and eat it, but is forcing Nicola to make the decision.

Bunch of teenagers the lot of them

The state of Spencer at the festival. How Lauren could look him straight in the eye without wetting herself laughing is beyond me. It was sooo fake and set up. The sprawl of her on the bale of hay when spenny came to speak to her !He was like something that went missing from the circus. None of it rang through at all. Very weak finale it has to be said.

Why will Jess not give up that bloody polo neck ?