Made In Chelsea. Are you ready to pardy?

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MIC is like back on Monday boi yah.

Are Tiny Tears and Poundland Fonz still totes in love? Will Toff continue to tussle with Tiff? Will Sam continue to make my toes curl? Will Proudlock continue to dress like Beau Brummell - The Studio 54 Years? Will Biscuits finally admit to his lust for Spenny? Will Spenny's philandering ways culminate in a jaunt to his local clap clinic? Will Binky finally brush her hair?

Let's find out.

They look randomly alocated for storylines.

I didn't cringe for Elliot- he sent her unsolicited pictures of his dick because she didn't reply to his text messages promptly enough?!? Isnt that sexual harassment? i think he's lucky he hasn't been kicked off the show. He's her colleague.

Maybe I'm old though and that is an acceptable thing to do now.

I'm a bit worried about Mark Francis and Victoria Posh 'tutoring' Toff

I think they're going to end up eating her

All I could think about during that episode was, how much weight has pound shop fonz put on? It was so distracting.

Unfortunately I spend every single episode what the point of Sam is. He's repulsive. What the hell is Tiff thinking?

Tarka I really hope it's not an acceptable thing to do. I agree it's sexual harrasment and he should have been kicked off the show.

Judt goes to prove money can't buy you class...or personality...or integrity...

I cringed for him because he's managed to brand himself a pervy sex-pest.

He genuinely seemed surprised that Toff wasn't delighted. What planet is he on?

Agree about Alik, he looked huge in his tennis whites. He's put on at least two stone IMO.

Elliot is VILE . How dare he blame it on Toff?

Long-time lurker here - never really warmed to Toff before but absolutely appalled by Elliot's dodgy messages and not-so-below-the-surface simmering rage at her reaction. Never thought I'd agree with Victoria, but I thought her response was rather majestic.

he should have been kicked off the show

...but wouldn't the scriptwriters have told him to do it?

I am utterly cynical about MIC and firmly believe they all have completely different Real Lives

and yy I ADORE Toff now, have done all series. She looks super fun

...mind you, Louise's rant about Alik lying around eating all day obv has some basis in Fact

unless he's a method actor

Loving the idea that the MIC cast are actually all very Method.

I'm wondering if Alik just wants to get back to some kind of normality rather than get away from TT. He's essentially been on holiday for six months. In that mindset I would probably have put on a ton of weight too. He has no life outside of TT, can't work etc. I think he loves her but is unhappy in the UK and I don't really blame him for wanting to get back to normal.

This thread keeps disappearing from my 'I'm on' list.
MIC night. Saw a clip with Spencer saying he'd kissed Binky. Pre or post orgy with Alex?

I see he has news for Lauren.

Can't wait for tonight's episode!

Meant to post after the ski episode that it made me suddenly "get" why TT is so popular with boys. She is FUN. She was the only one actually skiing properly - they showed the other girls sitting in the cafe while the boys did fun jumps and skied backwards etc - and also the only one to jump in the pool and horse around with the guys while the other girls sat immaculately on loungers. It's a depressing theme in MIC (and TOWIE, actually), that the boys are shown DOING things, sport or whatever, while the girls sit and watch.

I hope Spencer gets dumped asap. Looks like they're still together in RL though. Lauren might be a bit crap herself but it's painful to watch him be so abusive to her.

oooh, is MONDAY

Lauren looks like a Disney princess. In a good way.

MIC night in E4.

Oooof. Jamie has aged noticeably since his MIC debut.

Enjoying the interviews on the Anniversary show tonight, some interesting revelations and nice to see them being themselves!

Ooh they're actually talking about what ' hooking up' really means...

Spenny has got a weird skunk white streak in his hair! What's that about...??

Good God, Mytten is being interviewed about Binky and he STILL can't take responsibility for his disgusting actions-!

Binky looks as though she's had botox in those interviews. Bit young for that!

The men are so vile in this (when it comes to talking about cheating).