Made In Chelsea. Are you ready to pardy?

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MIC is like back on Monday boi yah.

Are Tiny Tears and Poundland Fonz still totes in love? Will Toff continue to tussle with Tiff? Will Sam continue to make my toes curl? Will Proudlock continue to dress like Beau Brummell - The Studio 54 Years? Will Biscuits finally admit to his lust for Spenny? Will Spenny's philandering ways culminate in a jaunt to his local clap clinic? Will Binky finally brush her hair?

Let's find out.

I think newmillie and Mutton's gf are both shady for meeting up to talk about Jess. newmillie is an awful friend, meeting up with someone your friend is having issues with and slagging them off is low. She deserves tinytears' brother.

Lauren needs to move out. She doesn't seem to work or have funds so she needs to go back home to get parent's house. I can't think if a reason why she is living with Spencer. He is such a dirtbag that he would cheat anyway.

I think you've answered your own question with your last sentence. She lives there to stop him cheating maybe?

Why does Millie2 have a piece of iPhone wire attached to her ear ?

I think its both; sponging / an insidious move in and to stop him cheating (never going to happen).
For her own self respect she should move out. For her sanity and piece of mind she should sack him.

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/tvandradioblog/2015/apr/13/made-in-chelsea-cast-series-nine

Best quote ever about Vicki 'convenient locus for any class hatred you may have'.

So is Lauren not mega posh then ?

Mark Francis

Great link marce

Tinytears wins most gap yah voice.

Lauren from Hertfordshire is an ex ballet dancer but not a current anything. Most of them aren't - fashion blogger isn't a real job.

Love that article. So funny. And the order looks right to me.

"...once ate a crisp sandwich"

It's a great article but it then drew me into other articles about bake off etc !

Forgot the shoe size comment

And he's Binkys mum is right

I have watched the new episode (am on 02so get early access). I won't give spoilers but I have to say that recent series' have not got a thing on past ones. Mark Francis makes the programme!

Tweezer how do u do that ? I'm on O2.

It's on O2 Priority, you just need to register.

o2premieres.channel4.com/madeinchelsea/14028422/ Pop your phone number in and you will get a code and then enter the code in to the website and away you go!

So tiny tears turns them on again - tho fair enough she's kinda been dumped

Sam decided to kiss the blonde girl? Just as toff I need a hairbrush comes round the corner

That was soooooooooooi planned

Lovely seeing MF again and his carefree attitude to just buy the upstairs apartment as well then can have high ceilings

Lauren looks so lost I'm beginning to feel sorry for her.

She looks like all Spenny's gfs at roughly this point in their relationship.

I thought Lauren seemed quite vulnerable. The smugness is gone, for now at least.

What kind of tit is Sam. I was cringing watching the scene with him and Tiff and Milly. Tiff would be a complete tool to go near him again.

I saw on instagram that Louise is getting ready for an American adventure so maybe shes going there for a while to make it work with Alik. Does she have a job?

MiC is going to LA not New York so she won't be much nearer him than she is now.

That makes sense so. Gosh she really had been dumped so.

Yes I thought that his departure was leading to the LA series. Remember he said his sister was am running the LA part of the business I think..

i had afternoon tea at a posh hotel in kensington on saturday - champers, tea, scones, cakes and sandwiches - am i posh now like the mic lot

The episode where Binky got the ick. Louise got the flick. And Sam got some stick.

Steph has still got the prick.

Yes blondes you are proper posh now. I had a crisp sandwich inside my sleeping bag ...