Made In Chelsea. Are you ready to pardy?

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MIC is like back on Monday boi yah.

Are Tiny Tears and Poundland Fonz still totes in love? Will Toff continue to tussle with Tiff? Will Sam continue to make my toes curl? Will Proudlock continue to dress like Beau Brummell - The Studio 54 Years? Will Biscuits finally admit to his lust for Spenny? Will Spenny's philandering ways culminate in a jaunt to his local clap clinic? Will Binky finally brush her hair?

Let's find out.

It would be quicker to list the ones that I do like!

Spencer seemed really, really fed up of Lauren tonight.

I think we all are.

I've looked at her Twitter account and she has posted a photo of the two of them together. I'm genuinely surprised he is still with her.

I find both spencer and Lauren to be intolerable. I have to tell myself it's at least partially scripted or I'd go mad! The way he spoke to her when she was unhappy with him going skiing was vile.

Am I the only one who seems to think that Spencer may be up to something with how he's being around Lucy?

Why are they even bothering with the Binky and jp thing?

Spencer is getting in a bit now. His early 20's " partying" with all and sundry is now verging on a problematic condition. I think he compulsively seeks women because he gets bored when the actually fancy him.

That's why he always seeks the ice queens. Now he's fed up with Laren but he's using Lucy as he knowns she's not interested really.

I reckon in another 5 years it'll be all over the papers about his "sex addiction".

I'm halfway through watching on catch-up and I can't believe it but I actually feel sorry for Lauren.

She doesn't have the ability to articulate her case to Spencer and he knows it. He's bullying her!

What a prick he is. I mean I find Lauren insufferable too, but she clearly has no idea what she's in for, despite being warned by Lucy.

I thought I would enjoy her demise but I'm not, so far anyway.

I must be a cold hearted cow because I just don't feel sorry for Lauren at all.

I'm the same -nomontagues I can't help but feel sorry for her! Spencer is my worst nightmare! She's vile too, but I can't stand watching people be manipulated and humiliated.

Is Spencer manipulating her, though? I haven't seen that.

I don't know if I can dredge up any sympathy for her although I can understand why she is upset. Spenny hid behind her naivety (or disbelief) that spennny could try cheat on her with lucy. And he Probally worked hard to build lucy up in to a trouble maker and not some one telling the truth. So when he sent the bottle of champers over I think Lauren was visably shocked as it was out if now where, then he really went defended lucy when probally he had sat and slagged her off in private. Then he did it again to her again in front of Lucy's new BF. That would fuck your head up.

If lucy would have given him the tinest of flicker of hope he would not have come back!

Funnily enough, Lauren has posted a pic of herself - no make up, hair scrunched up and looking very Young. Maybe she has been on MN and seen we all know she is 40

As I keep saying on every series of mic - why do girls go out with spenny as he eventually always cheats /upsets/chucks them

Why would you want to go out with such a knob?

Unless he has a big one

I watched last night's episode and can barely remember a thing about it.

So Steph and Lucy are no longer friends and suddenly Lucy is being all understanding and extending olive branches to Lauren? ??. Steph will be seething.

Steph will most likely stare blankly for a moment then her eyes will start filling up and go red. No lie.

Jesus. No time for Lauren but I'd be properly pissed off if my other half spoke to me like that. Spenny was horrible at the wine bar. He'd have had his Guignard, or whatever it was, inserted.

She looked really hurt - well, as hurt as her jabbed up little face would allow her to.

Has Spenny dyed his two front teeth 20 shades lighter or something? They seemed very prominent back in the flat.

Newmillie is in the same shit stirring league as Rosie.

I still find Jess deeply unpleasant.

Fatfonzie is looking more and more like Booboo bear.

sheldon at spennys teeth !

I saw an old one on London Live tother day

Binky, Lucy and Binky's mum were out for tea

BM: I honestly don't know what all the fuss is about Spencer. He's a nice looking boy, perfectly nice, but I can't understand WHAT you all see in him

Utterly agree. He's a twat

But I suppose without the everyone-fancies-Spenny theme there wouldn't be a show

koala I suppose he's manipulating her in the sense that he's clearly told her one thing in private (that she's speshul) and another in front of the cameras (yah whatevs babe, shut up or I'll dump you, yah?), and she's genuinely confused.

I'd love to get a scissors to her hair. I think shoulder length would be so much better and fresher.

The last scene where Spencer went to bed and she sat there with her bag, not leaving... GET OUT OF THE FLAT WOMAN. And get some self respect fffs.

Fatfonzie is looking more and more like Booboo bear

Blondeshavemorefun if the old theory about the size of a man's feet are true he's not that well endowed... wasn't it last week he was buying shoes and his feet had shrunk?

I think she would have left the flat NoMontagues but the bag contained all of Spenny's valuables.

She was waiting until his tooth bleach fumes knocked him out before she made a swift exit...

Fatfonzie probably ate her self respect he's eaten bastard everything else in London by the looks of it

auntmaggie

Shrinking spenny feet? Not a prayer.

Fatfonzie ate his toes

She won't leave till she is shoe horned out! She likes being on tv too much ! She hasn't got any real relationships with any one rlse to keep her in the show.

Plus the min she walks out - it will be game on shag pad again !

lol sheldonesque

It was quite a funny scene as I remember with Spencer insisting he was one shoe size and the shop assistant telling him he was a smaller size