Made In Chelsea. Are you ready to pardy?

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MIC is like back on Monday boi yah.

Are Tiny Tears and Poundland Fonz still totes in love? Will Toff continue to tussle with Tiff? Will Sam continue to make my toes curl? Will Proudlock continue to dress like Beau Brummell - The Studio 54 Years? Will Biscuits finally admit to his lust for Spenny? Will Spenny's philandering ways culminate in a jaunt to his local clap clinic? Will Binky finally brush her hair?

Let's find out.

Long live the ice-queen! She is just reserved (and I like to think a bit shy).

Maybe. I think that Steph senses his interest,and is therefore prepared to give up the friendship. Very flakey.

I don't think he fancies her, I think he just can't cope with her disliking him. His ego is outraged.

It's very difficult to feel sorry for Fembot - she's awful in a really boring way - unlike Phoebe who was awful in a mad funny way.

I find even Victoria's awfulness more entertaining.

Yes I agree with twinkle, I don't think he fancies her either. I think she seen who he was from the get go and he can't cope with her seeing that. bit like my mil

Fembot is just nasty dull. She gets pleasure from other people's unhappiness which makes Her nasty and empty.

I think whether Josh fancies Lucy is almost beside the point, he likes to be seen as the nice guy (hearts and flowers) and when Lucy saw through it he lost his shit. Never trust a 'charmer'. But Spenny should just put Lauren out of her misery, I stand by feeling sorry for her. As much as I longed for her fall from grace I don't enjoy watching it.

That is I agree with you Tequila

I don't think Josh fancies Lucy but I think his issue is that he wishes she did. He likes her coolness and not bothered attitude and doesn't like the fact she says it like it is.

I still say he has undergone a complete personality change this series compared to the wooing Josh of the last one. Not sure why apart from big control issues.

He's the type who seems charming and laid back at the start but turns out to be selfish, insecure and very controlling.

Ooh Lauren was SO put in her place.

Has anyone seen Josh's English Bulldog recently or has it served its purpose and been got rid of?

I do not think there is anything wrong at all in any way with made in Chelsea. the educational program shows young people that in order to "play hard" you have "work hard". Also proud lock is a total bonk. What a catch for the producers! wouldn't mind spending a Saturday night with that crew

mummy I love this program but TBF who the fuck works hard? It's all their parents money.

Come on biscuits sweet shop would not keep him drinking in Mayfair !

What do any of them 'work hard' at? Aside from topping up their tans in exclusive resorts and saying 'yah'.

They work hard at getting their shag hair!

I must be keeping biscuits in his Chelsea lifestyle as I have bought some of his overpriced sweets. They are quite nice even if a little childish.

I think mummyrumpy was being ironic, no?

My mum saw Proudlock at a restaurant at the weekend, she was about to say hello until she twigged he was from TV. She was thinking he must be an ex-pupil. She didn't comment on bonkability thankfully given her vintage.

Is is just me or does Lauren only have one facial expression?

"Darling, I'm going skiing and Lucy is going to be there". "Good Luck".

Made me chuckle

That argument between Spencer and Lauren was really awkward! I loved it though

Liked Mytton's talk with Jess. She can't have every guy mooning after her.

James and Lucy look good together.

Yes, me too Marsha I'm sure she felt like a bit of an idiot after that as she had been so "Oh, Alex was on my side"

Oh my god, how shit stirry is jess's mate??? I don't even know her name. Telling tales to Jess & then Nicola. Sooo annoying!!

Millie? Yes she does seem like a bit of a shitbag, doesn't she?

has anyone told Spencer and his Fembot that they're not 45? They look middle aged compared to the others. And Fembot is really passive aggressive, all victim-y, it's tedious.

Yep, I was just coming on to say that she's called Millie.
I don't like Nicola or Jess either.