Made In Chelsea. Are you ready to pardy?

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MIC is like back on Monday boi yah.

Are Tiny Tears and Poundland Fonz still totes in love? Will Toff continue to tussle with Tiff? Will Sam continue to make my toes curl? Will Proudlock continue to dress like Beau Brummell - The Studio 54 Years? Will Biscuits finally admit to his lust for Spenny? Will Spenny's philandering ways culminate in a jaunt to his local clap clinic? Will Binky finally brush her hair?

Let's find out.

Her brother is the same actually so she is probally conditioned to abusive wankers and I'm actually getting sick of her wide eye tearing up! Her irisis are massive !

No wait Josh I'm talking..

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There. Your turn now mate.

tequila Think you've hit the spot there.

I too am losing sympathy. All that fuss over that tiny get together in the flat? That would have been the straw that broke my humps.

Josh you arse! Totally trying to put the boot in with Lucy's new bloke before it even gets started properly.

We all hate you too Josh, if that helps when you're wondering why Lucy does.

Good eye rolling from Lucy tonight during the Josh attempted diatribe. Still would love to see the queen eye roller Phoebe back at some point.

But bored with Biscuits tonight. Same old same old heart on the sleeve routine.

I checked Stephs Twitter account and she is still loved up with him...... Blugh!

Such a narcissistic trait to blame others of what you do yourself. Even when she said she had no problem he still had to start again and from the clip of next week he still isn't letting up on it.

Josh is a dead eyed, controlling, obsessive, creepy cuntpuffin. Lucy has your number pal.

Run away Steph, RUN AWAY!

(does anyone else thinks Steph's face is looking more obviously plastic surgery-ish?)

Steph is Miss Latex. Face, boobs, wonder if she's got a kardashian shaped bum? And she can give Tiny Tears a run for her money too.

Josh is an absolute nob, isn't he? How bloody dare he slag off Lovely Luce to the blokes and good for her to face him out. And he bleats he hates her cos she hates him...

Not just a nob, a pathetic little nob.

Lucy's new man is a bit of phwoarsome alright. Josh looked so small and weasely beside him.

Oh I loved Phoebe. When she used her hat to block out those she was eye rolling at . Brilliant.

Was watching Steph on a Hills rerun this morning . So very different !

Ok, remind me..who was mad hatter phoebe? Who was she...hooked up..with?

First, I thought that millie2 looked a bit like bear Grylls little piggies but now I think she's more like a rat with those front teeth?

Poor girl

Is Cheska ever coming back? I read that she'd taken a break last season but would be back.

I read that Cheska was sent back from New York, wasn't contributing enough to the programme?

Her twitter certainly seems to suggest she is still loved up with her hunny. Should read cunny I reckon.

Noticed the sly dig at Luce. And instantly lost all sympathy.

Just remember sweetie. Luce was right about Mitten. If she calls cock, then guess what?

Or perhaps more simply for you.

For he is not just any knob. He is a Marks and Spencer knob.

sheldon

He can't cope with Lucy not liking him so he has to freeze her out. She should have ditched him at partygate.

James is honest to God gorgeous & I never think anyone's goodlooking. Who cares if he can't talk?

I do miss Phoebe she was marvellous.

Did anyone else notice Alex was wearing leggings during the cringey "I'm in love with you scene"? I don't think Nicola had or she would have hurled herself in the Thames.

I loved how Jamie dropped that bombshell about Jess and mytton in front of nicola, then just carried on bleating on about himself while he looked shifty and she looked furious.

I hope Andy has seen through Jess. I'm routing for him and Fleur, but I fear this is all just leading up to some big end of season declaration of half-arsed, I'd quite like to hang out/hook up again blah de blah between him and Jess.And another snog.

Yes I did, he looked like Blackadder.

I also noticed that he blinked a lot when he said he loved her, which is a key sign someone's lying.

Fleur bleurgh.

She and Andy (whose stage antics made my arse clench as hard as granite) are probably well suited. Jess can do better.

Oh God no Andy's worth a lot better than Jess, toe-curling performances aside. Jess is just dull and wet. And so does not fancy Andy or Jamie for that matter. I'd say Mytton is about her level.

Nah. Andy is about as exciting a prospect as watching 100 episodes of Last of the Summer Wine back to back.

Those Aztec print leggings! Nicola's rictus grin! So much second hand embarrassment when Andy sings. Or dances.

I think fish eyes is secretly in love with Lucy and that is why he 'hates' her so much.

'Black adder' that really made me laugh

Yeah I noticed he blinked too. But she is so dull. She is like a cindy doll - not quite barbie! Why is she even there??

Andy and fluer and that weird ass kiss - VOM!