Made In Chelsea. Are you ready to pardy?

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MIC is like back on Monday boi yah.

Are Tiny Tears and Poundland Fonz still totes in love? Will Toff continue to tussle with Tiff? Will Sam continue to make my toes curl? Will Proudlock continue to dress like Beau Brummell - The Studio 54 Years? Will Biscuits finally admit to his lust for Spenny? Will Spenny's philandering ways culminate in a jaunt to his local clap clinic? Will Binky finally brush her hair?

Let's find out.

the leggings indeed!! I can't get past that

I think fish eyes actually dispises her. Because he is fundamentally a woman hater. Can't believe fat fonze joining in. Piss off back to the US. What is he even doing here apart from eating??

He also looks like he would have bad breath

lol tequila. I do feel a bit sorry for fat fonz though, Louise is such a passive aggressive bitch. she must be a nightmare to go out with.
Josh gives me the creeps, he has psychotic eyes

I worry for Fat Fonz. Shouldn't he be in NY making his leather goods like those tiny elves who helped the shoemaker?

I think he's depressed and it's probably because Louise has chipped away at his soul over time

also josh's hideous low cut v neck shirt and jumper combo... bleurgh he is just so hideous and arrogant. grim grim grim

Fonzie has piled it on hasn't he, poor thing. He must feel a bit like a pet.

Surprised Andy used the I can't do it to Jamie line - is that what he said? - Jamie wouldn't do that for him.

Jamie always does this - insists he's in love with a girl that his friend is seeing but loses interest as soon as his friend does. Jamie has no right over Jess, Andy went on a date with her before Jamie claimed to like her. Jamie is so immature (I do love him as a character though).

prediction - jess will go running back to Jamie now. it was quite funny how Andy turned her down after she was looking so smug and pleased with herself when she went to the gig

oh but Mytton will blatantly cheat on his girlfriend with jess before the end of the series and it will all come out in the series finale

Just watched Monday's episode, Josh is such a prick.

mitzy

Ooh sin when?

I think it's because andy knew about how she felt about mitten why hecwas stand offish

Omg fluer is in Lord of the rings !!

oh but Mytton will blatantly cheat on his girlfriend with jess before the end of the series and it will all come out in the series finale

I don't know ... Alex and Nicola are still together now and maybe he did learn from his experience with Binky.

I do kind of want them to break up though, but not as much as I want Lauren and Spencer to break up.

I think there comes a time in a rich mans life where he just needs good breeding stock regardless if they have the personality of a plastic plant. Once the kids are popped out its back to buisness as normal

Don't like Josh but Lucy us dreadful too she has come back as if the show depends on her and is always fishing for compliments. Her new love interest is horrible I think she over estimates herself too! Jess mucked about too much and I think Fleur will be with ANdy she seems less flaky. I don't like any of teh new boys though Bring back Spencer and Proudlock

Tequila that is very close to the truth I know some like that but tbh the wives are quite happy with the 'arrangement'

Rich men like Spencer don't tend to start breeding until they're at least 40. I know he looks 40 but Google insists he's only 25.

I never said Andy was exciting, but he's not as thick and colourless as Jess.

They will get together eventually though as Jess has no backbone and Andy likes women who don't fancy him...

If Mytton has learnt anything it's simply to be more careful about off piste fucking.

This gf will bugger off back to Ireland when if it goes tits up and he will be spared the consequences.

noddy Lucy is the best!

I read an interview with Stephanie today and she said that she had to choose between Lucy and Josh so she chose Josh and doesn't talk to Lucy now. I guess Jodh has what he wants...

*Josh

Yeah and I wonder who made her 'choose'

Abusive relationship right there!

Spencer is only 25?? That can't be right. He must have had a hard paper round

I think Lucy is very like Josh a control freak and power crazy and thats why they hate each other I found her amusing in other series but she still loves Spencer and it shows

I just did a quick Google and an article from Radio Times came up from Oct 2014 when he joined the series. He says he may have kissed Lucy but can't remember.

All this nonsense about boi code, he shouldn't have dated his best mates ex. He seems cold, ruthless and spolit.

Anyway I'm off to catch up.