Made In Chelsea. Are you ready to pardy?

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MIC is like back on Monday boi yah.

Are Tiny Tears and Poundland Fonz still totes in love? Will Toff continue to tussle with Tiff? Will Sam continue to make my toes curl? Will Proudlock continue to dress like Beau Brummell - The Studio 54 Years? Will Biscuits finally admit to his lust for Spenny? Will Spenny's philandering ways culminate in a jaunt to his local clap clinic? Will Binky finally brush her hair?

Let's find out.

Mytton is the one with the Irish girlfriend and hair that looks like it has 8 cans of hairspray holding his fringe in the vertical position.

MF and Victoria are probably not fucking the help shopping.

Mytton = Thunderbird with the Irish wag-u-like squeeze.

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V has managed to make entire cast hate her, including estwhile bfs Rosie and Sophie, so she faghags along with MF.

...and he seems to be asexual doesn't appear to want to have an on-screen relationship neither does she so therefore less air time.

I've seen Mf out with his BF so he def has one...

I'm secretly convinced that V is M2F transgender

I don't think jess is reserved as she makes out! If mutton give her the red light she would be on it! She doesn't fancy Andy.

I think fluer looks like Uma Therman.

Did like fembots jumpsuit but I really think that spennny will keep her for breeding stock.

I wish lucy and biscuit would get back together

Thank you, the reference to the hairspray firmly helped

Fleur reminds me of the little girl from the Moomins.
Loving this series already, hope Lucy comes back soon! Think TT is gearing up to cheat on/dump Fonz. Hope Spenny gets rid of Lauren soon, she is vile. Lots of smug couples this season!

Ooh Binky and JP go on a date in tomorrow's episode!

Jess looks like Carey Mulligan. She just needs a hair cut.

I sooooooo want boule back and Ollie but I know it won't happen. :-(

Glad Lucy comes back. Can't wait for spenbot fall out.

Victoria is still horrendous. yak

Lauren has only two expressions. A non expression and a smug smile .

Owww uh ooooh ahhh warrghhhh = Andy's singing.

Yay! Lucy is back [air punch]

Did Lucy's date say he didn't know if he grew up in Somerset??

If so, he's the perfect man for her! Two lonely braincells unite.

Do you mean Binky's date? If so, yes he did... they are quite a good match!

Sorry yes I mean Binky!

Arrgh the stupidity is leaking out of the TV screen and seeping into my brain.

And to think of the money lavished on their educations......

I know, I wonder if their parents think it was money well spent. Doubtful.

I really wish Binky would wash her hair.

Steph's boyfriend seems so bloody miserable. What does she see in him?!

Steph's boyfriend looks like he's heading into even more unlikeable territory next week. He's got such cold fishy eyes.

Indeed!

How dare he pick on Lucy!

She'll be well able for him.

Watching it on catch up and Andy is being a top knob head. Don't like this side of nostrils