Made In Chelsea. Are you ready to pardy?

[squoosh]

MIC is like back on Monday boi yah.

Are Tiny Tears and Poundland Fonz still totes in love? Will Toff continue to tussle with Tiff? Will Sam continue to make my toes curl? Will Proudlock continue to dress like Beau Brummell - The Studio 54 Years? Will Biscuits finally admit to his lust for Spenny? Will Spenny's philandering ways culminate in a jaunt to his local clap clinic? Will Binky finally brush her hair?

Let's find out.

I really want fleur to get with Andy I'm not warming to jess

I agree Noble

Fleur feels as you should about a potential partner, Jess only wants him because someone else does, yuck, not a nice trait.

Not sure I would be paying to go to Daniel Galvin Jnr hairdressers in Mayfair. The two men just kept playing with the same strand of hair.

I quite like Fleur.

Ummm what kind of friend is Fleur though, trying to hook up with a guy she knows her friend is seeing? Much bigger crime in my book than fancying someone more because you know someone else is after them.

Fleur has crazy eyes. To match the crazy hair.

Fleur needs to take her hair down

I think Fleur's hair is a refreshing change from the "bouncy" blow dry look the rest of them have going on.

A pixie cut would be a refreshing change. She just has terrible hair.

Help! Without me having to watch the whole epi again, does anyone remember the word brainbox Binky had to have explained to her? I know it was quite a commonplace one, but....what was it?

As this is the girl who thought Africa was a country, I'm strangely fascinated by her lack of knowledge

I am getting impatient for the downfall of horrible Lauren, hurry up already as I can't stand the site of her smug evil smile. Found myself being bored watching the trailer for next week, the love triangle crap where Jamie is one of the participants is getting old after this many seasons.

Fran what are you doing???!!! I used to really like her, I think she is one of the decent ones underneath, but agree, she is clinging on for dear life to any bit part and hanging out with Victoria and Lauren is selling your soul, Cheska has admitted defeat so I think she needs to do the same.

I am not warming to Jess or Fleur, agree Fleur has crazy eyes and stare, and Jess I am not sure how to describe it, she is little girlish and like she might have had a troubled childhood and is uncomfortable with intimacy? Big deal you kissed someone for two seconds, she almost seems revolted by the idea of touching anyone, like she would be washing herself with bleach afterwards...

Jamie had to explain 'meandering' to her.

She's lucky she's rich and pretty that's all I'm saying!

Fleur looks like one of those horrible poodles that has its hair tied up in a bobble.
Facially she is dreadfully plain - not sure what Andy sees in her unless she does some weird sexual practices

The whole love triangle with nostrils is super awkward. He is not handling it well.

New Millie is really dreadful looking, poor girl. She reminds me of Meatloaf.

Lauren's catsuit/pyjama outfit at the art gallery was a bit of a disaster. Why does she have to dress like Margot Leadbetter? It was right up her bottom as well when they showed them heading for the door...

I like Fleur too. I bet she knows Jess is flaky and just pissing about with Andy waiting for Mytton so thought fuck it, why not. It's the sort of things the boys do all the time and no-one bats an eyelid!

I like people who take a chance and create opportunities, it shows spirit and grit.

thanks squoosh

It's the sort of things the boys do all the time and no-one bats an eyelid!

I'd certainly bat an eyelid if my friend was coming on to someone I was on a date with! It's not exactly sisterly no matter how you dress it up.

Most definitely not sisterly. But to me they aren't coming as friends either.

However, if you see an acquaintance toying with someone while she is hankering for someone/something else and you think that someone is for you, then I don't see the problem.

I think people who play games are worse. And the giggling over it all with Millie? She came across like the Fergie puppet in Spitting Image.

Am I the only one who is a teeny bit bored - I don't really care whether Andy goes out with Jess or Fleur - meh.

I like Fleur. I think everyone knows Jess doesn't fancy Andy, including Andy, she only snogged him out of competition.

She wants to get her mitts on Mytton.

Waiting for the hilarious sad demise of Lauren.

We all know Spenny doesn't want her to have a key in case she shows up when he's shagging someone else.

I'm just catching up on this thread, it's hilarious all the nicknames are brilliant.

I'm waiting on Spenny to kick Lauren into touch, Steph has to dump Josh, I would be a bit worried about him if I'm honest, very controlling.

I'm not sure I like any of the new girls yet, I'm never quite sure they are all friends in real life, they all seem to just back stab each other.

Someone mentioned Hugo earlier, from what I remember he used to go out with Millie and he cheated on her with Rosie, Millie announced it over the microphone at big party it was great.

I think that's the only action Rosie has seen since MIC started, mind you I can't stand her.

squoosh, I'm the same re tiny tears, she was brilliant on The Jump, she had a bloody awful fall but still came back to compete.

I changed my mind about Millie Rowntree when I saw her on celebrity masterchef, she was very good but got kicked out quite soon.

And yes I'm another vote for bringing Lucy back, the sooner the better

Apparently Lucy Watson is back this week!

i thought spenny and gf had moved in together, but now he wants her out

can i have a recap about silly names and why called that

louise - tiny tears - coz always crying
andy - nostrils - big nostrils
jamie -biscuit -

Jamie is McVitie's heir.

I bet Biscuits is richer than the rest of them combined x 100.

I work night shifts and have my break when MIC is on, so am shamefully late to the the party. But can i ask two questions?

Which one is Mytton?

Why do MF and Victoria never seem to be part of the main cast?