Made In Chelsea. Are you ready to pardy?

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MIC is like back on Monday boi yah.

Are Tiny Tears and Poundland Fonz still totes in love? Will Toff continue to tussle with Tiff? Will Sam continue to make my toes curl? Will Proudlock continue to dress like Beau Brummell - The Studio 54 Years? Will Biscuits finally admit to his lust for Spenny? Will Spenny's philandering ways culminate in a jaunt to his local clap clinic? Will Binky finally brush her hair?

Let's find out.

I just don't get Alex Myton and what makes girls fawn over him.

I can see the attraction to the other men in the programme in most cases, but I just keep looking at Alex and I can't ever see it. To me he is both physically unattractive and boring as a void.

It's like one of those Magic Eye paintings from the 90s that everyone else can see and I can't.

He is dull but.................I could be persuaded to put my hand on Alex's mytton.

Spencer on the other hand just looks like a baddie from an episode of Lovejoy circa 1988. And his hair would leave a lot of oil on your pillowcases.

For me, the boring as a void boy is Tiny TEars' brother, so memorable I can't remember his name. Boring and devoid of anything else, really.. And I'm always looking for dandruff in his schoolboy hair parting. Just seems the sort...

lol! yes mytton and tiny tears' brother so boring. Mind you so is Tiny Tears. I don't mind the fonz. He doesn't seem to have been paying Tiny Tears enough attention, poor, poor Tiny Tears.

Spennie could be Lovejoy's grandson. They look alike. Urgggh at the oily hair!

Tiny tears' stock rose with me when I watched that ski jump programme - the jump? The leap? Summat like that...tiny was truly fab in that and completely fearless. Seems like a different person, tho, to the MIC one

Me too! I was impressed. She was very Blitz Spirit about scooting off the side of a mountain. Tough tiny Tears. And seemed quite nice.

I find it most irritating when I'm made rethink my opinion of someone!

Yeah, me too squoosh ,at first....

im quickly reverting to type now, tho. As is Tiny, unfortunately

Don't get Mytton at all or Spenny. I just don't think either of them are very attractive before you even start on their personality.

No idea why Jess would fancy Mytton over Andy. Andy's much funnier, has more character and more backbone, and don't even like men with small noses.

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Andy has quite nice eyes ,very sparkly but his nose is small but so you can see straight up it
0-0... thats his nostrils
Off putting.

Gosh Lauren is just vile!

Why is aliks dog on his lead in the house? Odd?

He's really become Fatty Fonz, hasn't he? Prolly got his dog on the lead cos it's a cameraman crotch sniffer or choccie biscuit snaffler. Fatty really likes his choccie biscuits

That new girl, Millie I think, could be a relative of Andy,something about the nose....

I felt sorry for poor old Fran, clinging on to a bit part and having to settle as Fembot's bag carrier whilst shopping. Seriously love, get some self respect and just leave the show!

I read that fran and whatshername, the one with the lovely hair and thunder thighs who wrote an 'it'gossip column?who were in n.y., got sent back early cos they were, well....too boring?

What in the name of all that is good and holy is going on with Fleur's heur???

I think Fleur is deliberately trolling us with the hair. Did you see the shape of it last night when she met the girls in the bar?

Tiny Tears is SO done with Fat Fonz. She just doesn't know how to tell him to piss off back to NYC.

Fleur's hair actually makes me feel quite cross.

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"It's a shame you can't control plus ones these days"

Lauren. Not that kind of girl to muck rake? Ok. You are just the kind of girl who is a nasty bastard then. High five.

I love Fleur. Just fucked voice beats just fucked hair. Jess is stringing nostrils along because she wants Mitten really. Fleur wants nostrils lots.

Fatlazyfonz is going to get tinytearsfootuphisarse. Or washed back across the Atlantic on a wave of her tears.

I really want to love Fleur and think she has a vaguely Tilda Swinton/Uma Thurman vibe going on but I agree on the hair, it needs a style and some of her clothing is questionable.

Lauren is a class A twat. Bring back Lucy (still.....)

I liked fat fonz as well to begin with .