Nailing my colours, and the occasional eel if I can catch one, to the mast. I'm in Team Capability Vic's camp.
On a desert island with Ole Capability, Unbearable Bear and the Chronically Idle Kyle, what would be my game plan?
Well, I'd get Ole Capability to deliver the coup de grace to Unbearable after I'd pretended that my left nipple was actually a video camera hard-wired to the Beeb, and believe me, he'd be not moving from in front of it in his deluded self aggrandisement permanent mode, while Capability hacked him from behind. Head then staked out on the crocodile runthrough, and again Capability would be more than capable of snaring and dispatching the crocs and bringing them back to camp. Cos he's done it before, right? The rest of him to be chunked up as further bait for further crocs.
Chronically ain't up to much, let's be honest here, so, apart from stripping him of his glasses to use as further fire igniting aids, I'd put him on the water run and give him salt gathering duties.
When he'd filled ALL the bottles with water to last us til Xmas and distilled enough salt, he'd be for the chop too. He'd make lots of nice tasty morsels for fishing, cos he ain't lost much of his body weight in his 'exertions', has he? and the rest of his body parts could be nicely salted down for the larder, along with salted crocodile.
For fresh food OC has already proved his worth.
I'll prove him wrong on one score, tho...it certainly does take a lazy dedicated cook hours to produce a tasty stew, and I'm the gal to prove it