New the Island with Bear Grylls

[Akire]

Anyone else looking forward to this one? After last time I think there a BOys and a Girls island though it is just boys tonight. Roll up roll up anyone who has no idea how to lit a fire or build a shelter whilst knowing they are going on a survival program!

I applied to be on the second castaway but it never happened.
Some ways I'm glad because my now husband wouldn't have gone on it and it was early days for us.
Thinking about it he was the one who got the application form for me...

I'm starting to think Vic is a nasty bully.

It is less than 30 minutes in and DH has uttered the 3 words 'shut up, northern and cunt!!

Vic is a nasty, self righteous twat. He thinks shouting down and belittling people means he's won an argument but really they've just given up trying to make him listen to anything but the sound of his own whining voice.

To be fair, Vic has done all the fishing and the rest have just sat about doing nothing. He has one day off fishing, has built a bed and done firewood. Kyle does my head in.

Agree the others need to pull their weight but Vic is being a total arse and milking it for all he's worth. I really hope the rest find loads of food and give him none

I think Vic has lost it. redrumredrumredrum...

Vic is losing the plot. Have noticed he has to have someone to pick on. First it was Joe who left, then Kyle and now Sam. Sam ain't gonna take it though...

Handbags at five paces :o

I have an uncle like Vic. Utterly incapable of entertaining anyone else's opinion. Everything he says is obviously right and at first he gets arsey if you dare to disagree then he goes all quiet.

Big fat bully!

He's bloody good at fishing though. Not so good on the raft.

So what is he doing on the raft that's such hard work compared to when the others go fishing? And why is he such a good fisherman, it's just luck surely, he's just lying there.

Sorry mate out there on your raft just sitting on my arse having a rest.

Oh, in trouble? Well you and your manual labour type thinking should see you alright.

I'm surprised anyone went to his rescue tbh!

Sorry mate out there on your raft just sitting on my arse having a rest.

Oh, in trouble? Well you and your manual labour type thinking should see you alright.

Well he apologised, had a,cry, everyone made up and he went fishing again.

It's like eastenders :o

I was pleased to see him apologise but he went back to being the big I am a bit with fish catch. I guess you can forgive quicker when you're starving!!

There must be a skill to the fishing. Can't wait to see the girls, I feel the men have more killer instinct but I could be wrong?

The one person I hate the most out of all of this is Bear Smug Twat Grylls. His irritating sanctimonious pieces to camera make me want to smash the screen. I'm feeling a violent rage towards the man I didn't actually know I had in me.

Uuurrgghhhh, I agree Hassled -he's an utter wankstain, isn't he?
I read on the sleb gossip thread that he gets helicoptered into scout shindigs, glad hands it abput a bit, then flies off, super quickly. The self important pratt.

And what are the scouts doing wasting their money on him, anyway?

BEAR GRYLLS, STOP DOING ALL YOUR CAMERA BITS STARING DIRECTLY AT THE SUN

Sorry, had to get that out.

Seriously, WHY!? Just film in the shade! Or under a tree! Anywhere but staring directly into the sun. PLEASE.

He's chief scout isn't he? Big boss scout? He's loaded so I bet he donates plenty to them.

He lives near me, he was in the pub with Kate Winslet last week, my friend who works there saw him.

He's too manly for the shade, wizard

And I'd have thought that Kate Winslet would have had better taste. Unless she got pissed and told him he's a twat.

I had a lot of time for Vic before tonight. Now I think he's a drama queen ("Shutup", "Northern" and "Cunt" were uttered here too Madam)

If I was one of his campmates, I'd be weeing under his bed every time he was out of camp - might stop his smug little shouts.....

Grrrr