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Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

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CalamitouslyWrong · 01/05/2014 21:07

The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

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CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:25

Yeh

ohdearitshappeningtome · 07/05/2014 20:25

And they have to serve them too! Paupers !

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:25

Will they drop a trolley?

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Halsall · 07/05/2014 20:26

Ping's team has this in the bag, surely?

CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:26

Shu up Danny

HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:26

"Keep up the insensity" - Greg's been in the vic fo'sho'.

Halsall · 07/05/2014 20:27

Holy Grin

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:27

Oh forgotten sauce.

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ohdearitshappeningtome · 07/05/2014 20:27

Said it before pings team are the finalists!

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:27

And cold. Brilliant.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/05/2014 20:28

Actually that looks ok, but no sauce.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:28

That parcel looks horrible.

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imustbepatient · 07/05/2014 20:28

God danny dyer is annoying.

Halsall · 07/05/2014 20:28

Deep-fried parcel?

ohdearitshappeningtome · 07/05/2014 20:29

Pommel purée ..... InstAnt mash !!!

rootypig · 07/05/2014 20:29

Danny Dyer, what a tool

HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:29

Cockles and mash?

Ellenora5 · 07/05/2014 20:29

I don't watch eastenders anymore so quite surprised to see some of the old faces still there, I thought they had all left years ago

Anyway back to the food, they are taking ages to deliver it

rootypig · 07/05/2014 20:29

x post patient Blush

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:29

Ah. He's screwed up the fish cooking.

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CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:29

Raw

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:29

The lasagne looks a bit dry though.

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Halsall · 07/05/2014 20:29

Bring on the CUSTARD!!!!!

rootypig · 07/05/2014 20:30

that tomato smush looks Envy

ohdearitshappeningtome · 07/05/2014 20:30

That tarte looks lovely