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Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

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CalamitouslyWrong · 01/05/2014 21:07

The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

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CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:30

Wow tarte deliciousness

HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:30

Call that a portion of tart buddy?

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:30

I'd so much rather have tart than pear.

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ohdearitshappeningtome · 07/05/2014 20:31

Even the pear looks lush

CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:31

Ping is kerazy

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:31

Danny dyer holds a spoon like Greg does. Heathen.

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ohdearitshappeningtome · 07/05/2014 20:31

He needs to learn how to hold his cutlery that blonde lad

susiedaisy · 07/05/2014 20:31

Pear pudding for me.

HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:32

Dyer just looked like he was stoving someone's head in with his spoon.

Halsall · 07/05/2014 20:32

Is that a puff-pastry ring or is it just the way you walk?

Ellenora5 · 07/05/2014 20:32

That lasagne doesn't look great

imustbepatient · 07/05/2014 20:32

Great minds rooty!

Looks like they snatched victory by a sliver.

rootypig · 07/05/2014 20:32

I loathe that Calam. DM used to arch an eyebrow and refer to a shovel (only with her children of course!)

Ellenora5 · 07/05/2014 20:32

Sorry I'm a bit behind, had to pause for a weewee

rootypig · 07/05/2014 20:33

grr bloody iplayer delay

HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:33

That's the most Tracey has ever said on tv. She's usually the mute barmaid.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:33

Team lindyhop will lose regardless, because John had to take over.

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ohdearitshappeningtome · 07/05/2014 20:33

Arf holy

rootypig · 07/05/2014 20:33

Patsy Palmer looks bloody brilliant!

CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:33

Awesome

ohdearitshappeningtome · 07/05/2014 20:34

Jack is gonna be a pastry chef

rootypig · 07/05/2014 20:34

Shutttttt uppppp Greggggggggggg

HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:34

I love patsy.

CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:34

Luke needs to man up
Angela floundering a bit

ohdearitshappeningtome · 07/05/2014 20:34

Angela hasn't got much air time!