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Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

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CalamitouslyWrong · 01/05/2014 21:07

The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

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HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:19

Lindyhop is taking over.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/05/2014 20:20

Same reason as they didn't peel their spuds.
Dear god, pears not even peeled!

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:20

They did give them a pile of turbot and guinea fowl though. So they couldn't do cottage pie.

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ohdearitshappeningtome · 07/05/2014 20:20

How are we all!
Was dealing with poonami !!!

I think they have somehow made pings team the finalists

Halsall · 07/05/2014 20:20

And morels? Jeez, they cost £££££

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:20

They haven't even managed to turn the ovens on.

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Ellenora5 · 07/05/2014 20:21

I was just thinking that, why make it hard, the eastenders people only have an hour to queue up and eat it, they want something wholesome, tasty and quick

CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:21

Good ' cos luke couldn't find his way around a spatula

HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:21

Where's Greg been? Swift 'alf in the vic with dot?

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:21

Undercooked guinea fowl and raw pears. Yum yum.

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Halsall · 07/05/2014 20:21

There's always 'trouble with the ovens' in the mass-catering challenge

CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:22

Gregg and Kat up a tree....

HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:22

Has Michael fucked up the fish again?

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:22

It looks like a bomb site in team lindyhop's tent.

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CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:23

JT INTERVENTION!!!

HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:23

Ooh I can't wait for that story arc Crem. Greg secretly fathered Kat's twins.

imustbepatient · 07/05/2014 20:23

Why is he only putting on a pan for deep frying now? Muppet.

beanandspud · 07/05/2014 20:23

Ok, maybe not cottage pie but some sort of pot roast/casserole Grin

Halsall · 07/05/2014 20:23

Slightly inappropriate music methinks. A quick blast of Chas'n'Dave, more like....

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:24

Shame that dyer has picked the blue team.

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ohdearitshappeningtome · 07/05/2014 20:24

See they admit they have wedges!!!!

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:24

Oh, he hasn't. Wonderful. Feed him raw fowl and horrible sauce.

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CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:24

Will there be service trolley fiasco?

beanandspud · 07/05/2014 20:25

Wedges! Not poncey stuff after all.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:25

Everything in ping's tent is so much better organised.

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