Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

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The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

I love the fact that John is waltzing around in a chef's jacket and jeans whilst Gregg is in his coat.

Danny dyer alert

Good idea to put pan on side fir a huge amount of veg.

1 hour is quite a long lunch break, all told. I never take a whole hour for lunch at work.

But, then again, I also get to have long meetings involving mostly coffee and chat. That seems to be a vital part of workload in my department.

Are there whelks too? And jellied eels?

I loathe Danny dyer. I hope he gets a duff dish.

Eh, why is Ping evil??

Christ Ping is really in charge!!!

Mmm, chocolate scrambled eggs. Shame it's not Easter Jack.

@ Halsall
< sings Down at The Old Dog and Duck lalalalala>
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Because she's given pob some fish to make a mess of. And she's super efficient.

Ping must seriously hate Michael to give him those whelks.

Do 'Stenders normally get turbot & Guinea-fowl for lunch, I wonder?

No! Surely he's not having to peel 100 spuds by hand...

I don't think she is evil, I think she is great, defo on the ball, knows what she wants and how to get it, I've decided now, I think she will be the winner

And her sauce doesn't taste nice, apparently.

Team lindy hop are fecked.

Who thought stuffing guinea fowl thighs was a good idea?

She's certainly looking a million times better than team disaster with the guinea fowl and no pud.

Team lindyhop fail
JT is shitting himself

Why don't they give them a pasta maker?

Rock n rolling, lindyhopping potatoes

What they needed was cottage pie, veggie chilli, fish and chips...

None of this poncey stuff that takes ages to prepare.

If you were doing a pasta dish you'd have a pasta maker. Masterchef makes no sense. Give them the right equipment!

To ensure failure : tis the tv programme arc innit