Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

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The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

Now what?

Boxes!!!!

No

Are we suggesting a little jiggery pockery?

Arf @ yeasty abominations

Ohh an invention test and a cook off - exciting

So someone will be cooking off against Luke then?

Not boxes. Sacks.

A cook off? Say it ain't so?

Chook Surprise

They've gone for hessian sacks rather than boxes to hide a chicken today.

Erm Angela , Calam

Luke and Angela ?? Or jack if he can't get his salt and pepper right .

cremola

Roast chicken it is!

I bet Luke does chicken with strawberries. Or toffee.

More bleeding Gyoza from Robot-Boy

I'm about half an hour behind but have to say I love Tom Kerridge. Right will now read rest if thread.

Luke tends to go a bit bananas in these invention tests. None of it looks tremendous exciting.

Gyoza two ways

Oh worrafarkingsurprise, Luke's done Gyoza.

Only two ways Luke?
Proceed to cook off

I hate it when they do that turned out rice.

just like fucking school dinners.

Two ways and gyosa.

Like scoops of mash , coffee

Food that sticks to your lips is good? In what universe, pray?

Chicken two ways from ping too.