Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

[CalamitouslyWrong]

The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

Angela for cook off.

Ellenora they manipulating the story arc again. < bitter>

Gregg paying homage to Pob there. Poor Pob.

Ping has this in the bag

Oh Ping, how the mighty are fallen. So much for your yeasty abomination.

Both women looks exhausted.

Omg Luke and hD get to grandstand on the cookoff

I'm kind of hoping Angela will go through, shut bloody smug Greg up

Pensive anxious shot if luke

Watching two people cook for an hour would be pretty dull.

Pings going back to her roots.

Angela's already lost it.

Man up Angela

Angela has decided to do samphire.

Samphire!

Angela is broken but she's playing her Samphire joker card

Poor Angela doesn't look as if she can concentrate on anything.

But looking on the bright side, samphire makes a welcome return

Angela's presentation is dire on this one.

Bring on the ominous groaning music of doom

The sauce looks the dogs

When in doubt do samphire
and harissa

Cutting up fish to make it extra symmetrical is just plain wasteful though John.

Poor ange! They hung her out to dry