Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

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The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

Not more parsnips
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More raw meat tomorrow judging by that plate. I like rare meat, but it all seems to have gone silly on masterchef these days. They'll be serving it live next season.

Ooh, Saint Mary Beard is one of the diners tomorrow. Will be here....laters, all

the world is crying out for a MC spoof calam and you're our woman

Night night pundits. See you for more cold game tomorrow

Maybe they were worried about him going postal and felt it was safer to send lindyhop home.

Jack should shave his head and eyebrows for charity, he would raise a fortune

Right no great surprise there, byebye Lindyhop

Catch you all tomorrow

With a novelty sized axe served on the side to dispatch it yourself. You know, as part of the 'theatre' of the dish.

Calam, next year they're doing a co-production with Lambing Live

I wish they'd get Marcus back
Or Mary berry - shed not tolerate any raw meat

Why thank you rooty.

Sorry that was at Calam's 20:58 post. In case you think I've lost the plot!

Arf @ halsall. Imagine the complaints as you want the birth and then Greg and John devour the lamb.

And yes, the axe would definitely add 'theatre'. Macabre theatre.

The question for tomorrow is whether to watch masterchef or Eurovision though. It's a dilemma.

Have watched and loved every episode of Masterchef..and sorry to come in at the last minute without reading the whole thread...BUT what do they see in Luke? he has irritated me from day 1... Annoying little man who is sooo sure he's won already . That.is.all.

Was nice to see a fleeting shot of the gorgeous Marcus last night.

Jack and Ping for the win. I like them and their food best.

Missed last nights...what was the format? Cooking for loads of people and cocking up

Two teams cooking for the cast of eastenders, followed by one dish of their choosing in the masterchef kitchen.

Still haven't worked out if I should do masterchef or Eurovision tonight.

Did they struggle but by "focusing" managed to pull it off in the end ?

Ping to win!!

And I've just managed to finish feeding mini me in time for it starting

No. Ping was amazing at organising her team, even if pob did undercooked some fish.

Team lindyhop, led by Luke of the world buffet were atrocious. Luke couldn't organise the proverbial piss up. John had to step in and make sure that they actually served some food. It tasted good though, apparently.

Then they went back to the masterchef kitchen and several of them cooking abysmally.

Sounds ace !

I'm going to do Eurovision tonight, but I will be with you for the masterchef final.

Evening all, more mass catering tonight, in a castle no less so posh mass catering then