Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

[CalamitouslyWrong]

The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

It didn't ooze, did it?

Lindyhop manages to say stupid stuff on camera to go with his plate of stuff.

Gold leaf Lorry's been then

Jacks nicked the gold leaf. Oh my life that looks gorgeous.

Don't worry jack. You saw lindyhop and Luke.

Weak overall today

Do jack and Ping have some kind of weird psychic connection going on?!

Luke is looking increasingly unhinged. Maybe he'll go postal if rejected

words that should be banned
Gregg: mellow laaaaaaaarvely
John: wonderful, thing, lovely, thing, wonderful thing, lovely thing, extraordinary THING

argh

Halsall

Luke and man with too much on plate either going
Home

That was hardly tearing into jack. Greg has little grip on reality.

Jacks Hi-def eyebrows are going to fly off.

Raw lamb Pobs on the bus I'm sure

@ rooty

Lindyhop has an extremely slappable face.

Yes. It was a buffet. And his organisation in Albert square was shocking.

And breeelyant rooty

Obviously no one's betting on pob, lindyhop or Luke of the buffet.

The camera-work rather gives the game away

crem they wind me up so much! I should watch something else really

Lindyhop dance opportunity!! Go on you will you will!!!

Lucky Luke escape there IMO

Michael was bloody lucky there with his raw lamb, 3 ways

So Luke or Michael to go tomorrow then?

bah I think that's an outrage, Luke has been totally shite for a good while now
and is about to go totally postal