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Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

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CalamitouslyWrong · 01/05/2014 21:07

The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

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imustbepatient · 07/05/2014 20:45

I will stop derailing the thread now... Grin

Halsall · 07/05/2014 20:45

Gold leaf, the ultimate in cheffy wankiness

HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:45

I want that dessert

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:45

But it does look tasty.

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rootypig · 07/05/2014 20:46

Luke's last few dishes have been bafflingly unsophisticated, for want of a better word

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/05/2014 20:46

Arf at patient.
Everything but the banana. Boak at cooked banana.

Halsall · 07/05/2014 20:46

It looks like it should come with a klaxon and a sporn alert

rootypig · 07/05/2014 20:46

MAKING AN OOZING FONDANT IS NOT THAT BLOODY DIFFICULT
STOP BOTHERING ON ABOUT IT

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:46

Why is Greg surprised that a mousse is creamy?

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CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:47

Gold leaf Star ping

ohdearitshappeningtome · 07/05/2014 20:47

Why is her desert not in the middle of the plate

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:47

Raw lamb three ways.

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HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:47

Raw lamb.

rootypig · 07/05/2014 20:47

urgh WHY do they both get their sex faces on for young women cooks?

I'm not sure MC is good for my blood pressure

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/05/2014 20:48

Lamb stock. Oh god no. That's fucking raw.

CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:48

Michaels fired I reckon

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:48

Pob has screwed it up. But was Luke's random plate of stuff worse?

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ohdearitshappeningtome · 07/05/2014 20:49

Everyone knows the best black pudding comes
From buryWink

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:49

More stuffed bird.

Cauliflower and manchego purée? Boak.

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CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:49

Lindyhop gets a D for art

imustbepatient · 07/05/2014 20:50

More stuff on a plate (loving that phrase and am also inspired for the DCs lunch tomorrow!)

Ellenora5 · 07/05/2014 20:50

Sweetbreads..............puke

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/05/2014 20:50

Lindy's gone all Spanish. And ballsed it up.

CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:50

Mmn pistachio

Halsall · 07/05/2014 20:51

So did he copy Ping with the gold leaf, or vice versa?