Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

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The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

Lamb 3 ways, woohoo

I fear the water bath and the spherifier ( sp.)

Pickled onions. And bloody cooking in bags.

Angela looks knackered

Risky ping

Chocolate lava cake is a findant in disguise surely.

From her mum, with tears.

A mousse is creamy though, Greg.

Parsnips?

Why the fuck bother with the bloody parsnips?

Ping is shitting all over jack's fondant.

No but Ygritte looks wickedly like her. Keep expecting the Riccckkyyyyy call at any moment.

< pours Ange a gin and tonic>

Ping is my winner overall!

I hate food where every morsel has been individually handled by the chef.

ha ha I thought you actually thought that Ygritte was her! I was all ready to be like, nooooo

carry on

The hair looks raw. This is the year of enthusing over raw meat obviously.

I'm afraid Angela's dish is my nightmare on a plate

It's the weird world buffet.

wtf luke?

Things on a plate. Was my Dcs favourite. When they were 2.

I've just had sweet honeycomb covered in thick milk chocolate wrapped in golden shiny paper, I bloody love Crunchies

I just want to put Angela to bed, poor love
Not convinced by chocoalte sauce

Hare. Not hair. My language skills have disappeared.

It's like my plate at Buddha Belly

Yellow is the colour of madness Luke