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Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

898 replies

CalamitouslyWrong · 01/05/2014 21:07

The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

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rootypig · 07/05/2014 20:34

Jack is a sweetie Smile

CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:35

Now what?
Boxes???

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/05/2014 20:35

Missed it all loading the dishwasher. Ah here's the proper cooking. Bye Pob.

rootypig · 07/05/2014 20:36

Agree re Luke Cremola he's really getting on my tits

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:36

Greg is excited by veg.

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HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:36

Is jack doing more puddings? He's discovered Greg's Achilles heel...

imustbepatient · 07/05/2014 20:36

Loving patsy too although watched game of thrones on Monday night and keep getting a weird flash back to her stripping in the cave. Not what i'd usually expect to think of during a MasterChef episode. Or ever actually.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:36

Did Robert just make up a silly name for butter beans?

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HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:37

Ballottine!!

CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:37

I feel a fondant coming on

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:37

Ooh, chocolate fondant. Superb.

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HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:37

Snore.

Halsall · 07/05/2014 20:37

Gregg was never happier than on Veg Talk, Calam, discussing salsify and Jerusalem artichokes with eager R4 listeners

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/05/2014 20:38

What? Patsy was in got?
Gregg is going shag jack for that pud. (So would I)

HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:38

Angela has already checked out mentally I feel.

CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:38

Hare - bleurgh

rootypig · 07/05/2014 20:38

GoT patient? Confused

Ellenora5 · 07/05/2014 20:38

Did they bring this food themselves

CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:39

Veg talk was great. Gregg had a great face for radioGrin

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:39

Excellent high risk strategy.

Except, it seems to be random mosh mash of shit on a plate. It's like bad world buffet.

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Ellenora5 · 07/05/2014 20:39

posted to soon, so it's a dish of their choice then

HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:39

Arf @ Crem

ohdearitshappeningtome · 07/05/2014 20:39

I made chocolate and banana bread today! Defoo win masterchef me Wink

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/05/2014 20:39

Is Marcus on?

HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:40

I made a fried egg and bacon sandwich for tea. With a Dorito crumb.