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Masterchef 3 ways... Sea bass, samphire, figs with a crumb.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:55

New thread.

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beanandspud · 23/04/2014 20:56

Hurrah!

Halsall · 23/04/2014 20:56

Phew, thanks, calam. No surprise about Sheila

cremeggafoam · 23/04/2014 20:56

Megan is Skillz-free except for eyebrow sculpture

CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:57

There's no room on the last one to link though.

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squoosh · 23/04/2014 20:57

Fast forward an hour: Sheila is getting stuck into the Pinot Noir and screeching at the injustice.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 23/04/2014 20:57

Of course Sheila was off.
De railing slightly, anyone going to the Good Food Show this weekend?

imustbepatient · 23/04/2014 20:57

Huh? Only one leaving? Of all the heats I really didn't think this was the strongest one.

beanandspud · 23/04/2014 20:57

Back tomorrow, night all!

cremeggafoam · 23/04/2014 20:57

Saira came across as q bitterConfused

squoosh · 23/04/2014 20:58

Good speedy skillz with the new thread Calam.

Halsall · 23/04/2014 20:58

Heheh, more lambs to the slaughter

See y'all tomorrow

CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:58

Sheila is sitting there thinking: but I did it all right! I pan fried sea bass. I served samphire.

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squoosh · 23/04/2014 20:58

I have a suspicion that cooking for posh people in their homes isn't too fulfilling for Saira.

cremeggafoam · 23/04/2014 20:59

Off to scoff some zabaglione foam: angel delight Grin

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 23/04/2014 20:59

They were bit poor. See yus tomoz.

ohdearitshappeningtome · 23/04/2014 20:59

Oh i totes missed the thread there hahaha

CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 21:00

I'm not going to the good food show, although it does appear to be in Harrogate this weekend which isn't that far.

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Ellenora5 · 23/04/2014 21:01

thanks for the new thread Calam

see you all tomorrow and thanks for the giggles Grin

Davros · 24/04/2014 00:08

I think Saira doesn't cook in THEIR homes, they come round to her house and she has to cook for the bastards there AND clean up.

DuffyMoon · 24/04/2014 19:59

Evening...

CalamitouslyWrong · 24/04/2014 19:59

Evening all. Hoping not to see any bloody pan-fried sea bass tonight.

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Halsall · 24/04/2014 20:01

I fear your hopes may be groundless, Calam.

CalamitouslyWrong · 24/04/2014 20:01

Or custard-based cookery for that matter. Grin

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DuffyMoon · 24/04/2014 20:01

Sigh...it gets boring after tonight

CalamitouslyWrong · 24/04/2014 20:01

I'm sure my hopes will be groundless. It'll be awash with sea bass. And pans will be frying everywhere.

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