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Masterchef 3 ways... Sea bass, samphire, figs with a crumb.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:55

New thread.

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OhYouBadBadKitten · 24/04/2014 20:21

Rhys next.
Strange combo.

DuffyMoon · 24/04/2014 20:21

It would be vintage lemon from a small village in Sardinia

Ellenora5 · 24/04/2014 20:22

hermitage lemon Grin

I think ds1 should defo go on it now with his enchilladas

CalamitouslyWrong · 24/04/2014 20:22

This woman is dreadfully dull.

The unemployed wrestler is never getting through.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 24/04/2014 20:22

That pasta looks very thick.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 24/04/2014 20:22

Ok what could they make with the contents of your fridge?

DuffyMoon · 24/04/2014 20:23

Is the rabbit on a bed of mucus ?

Ellenora5 · 24/04/2014 20:23

Orange tomato and turnip.........puke

OhYouBadBadKitten · 24/04/2014 20:23

Long haired chap is a bit arrogant!

ohdearitshappeningtome · 24/04/2014 20:23

Have to watch catch up!! Cherub baby not happy

beanandspud · 24/04/2014 20:24

DS made a cheese sandwich yesterday with ketchup to make it look like the George Cross - destined for the final I think!

maginoliawalls · 24/04/2014 20:24

Turnip and orange? No no no.

Ellenora5 · 24/04/2014 20:24

She's going home I think and Ryhs will go through

CalamitouslyWrong · 24/04/2014 20:24

It looks like rabbit on a bed of mucus, with orange and turnip garnish.

Why would you use the ingredients you've never cooked.

Turnip Gyoza..

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imustbepatient · 24/04/2014 20:24

Boiled turnip dumplings. Mmmmm.

Halsall · 24/04/2014 20:24

Burnt Gyoza. Filled with turnip? Oh good grief.

DuffyMoon · 24/04/2014 20:24

Are those turds on wrestlers plate? Vintage shites ?

Ellenora5 · 24/04/2014 20:24

Oh dear wrestler boy needs a new plan to make his fortune

OhYouBadBadKitten · 24/04/2014 20:25

I have about 3 hundred jars of pickles and mustards and what not all open. Wonder what they could do with that?

CalamitouslyWrong · 24/04/2014 20:25

I think they'd have been nicer if he had boiled them!

Ooh, some custard-based cookery with home made crunchy.

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beanandspud · 24/04/2014 20:25

I thought the wrestler was saving his perfect plate of food for this round Confused

Halsall · 24/04/2014 20:25

He needs the custard expertise of Edd from yesterday.

maginoliawalls · 24/04/2014 20:25

And next..burnt offerings on lettuce. Delish.

imustbepatient · 24/04/2014 20:26

Deconstructed. Knew someone would do it.

CalamitouslyWrong · 24/04/2014 20:26

Well he wouldn't want to make it good, because then there's nothing to learn. Metal wrestler clearly doesn't understand the rules.

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