Masterchef 3 ways... Sea bass, samphire, figs with a crumb.

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New thread.

Right so, what are we all having, I hope there is no fish

Don't think gregg will be "gushing" tonight

Yes. There looks to be little for him to 'gush' over.

Can one not 3 way a sea bass

I dunno, Duffy, I always quite enjoy seeing them go to pieces in the mass-catering challenge

Hope not Duffy!

I've just seen fish haven't I

Vintage cous cous for audience seeking woman

Excellent, an 'experimental' cook.

Arf at vintage cous cous.

Welsh curry

True halsall

The fig van has been supplanted by the blackberry cart

Is David sous vide-ing tiny hearts and weird shit?

Nice to see tonight's contestants are still cooking from the heart.

Evening all!

First 10 years in army!! I knew recruitment was down but even so...

For once I would love to see someone come on and cook something different, like Camel, or Crocodile, it would make it a bit more interesting

Beaver leader

Stop saying beaver!

Well, I've never had vintage cous cous. At least that's slightly more interesting than fish.

Beaver!

Sorry halsall that was at Greg not you!

Bingo card is very undabbed thus far

Amateur wrestler? So unemployed?

Oh, wrestler and kind of in a band. So definitely unemployed.