Masterchef 3 ways... Sea bass, samphire, figs with a crumb.

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New thread.

Cheeseless cheesecake, WTAF.

I made honeycomb once, it ended up spewing all over the place like a volcano, still ate it mind you, it was gorgeous, took forever to chew it

Cheesecake without the cheese.........interesting

Obviously army boy and his sous vide nonsense would deconstruct something.

And forget to make a dessert sweet.

Well, my fridge has been to Aldi today, so they'd have quite a bit of (sensible, filling, appealing to young children - food) to play with if they came to my house. (plus a LOT of leftover Easter chocolate).

Cheesecake without cheese isn't even actually cake. It's more... Crumb.

So which experts will the survivors be cooking for....?

It does make me wonder though what some of them cook to make it to the TV round. Do they decant a Waitrose ready meal and pretend it's their own?

Did you go to aldi with your fridge, or does it shop for you? if it does, I'd like one too

So has he deconstructed the biscuit into crumb ?

Left over Easter chocolate firstchoice , they were devoured here, didn't last pissing time

at firstchoice's fridge pottering around Aldi.

Surely the man from 1992 knew he'd be going.

God I'd want a self-shopping fridge too. [Mistily stares out window at the thought.]

We have loads of Easter chocolate. Although DH ate my egg.

Calamitously -
wouldn't that be great -
a fridge that was alive and did fun (and useful) things
like that fridge on the moon in Wallace and Gromit -

no, sadly, I was running across Aldi carpark in the pishing rain with my trolley while fridge was comfy and warm at home listening to Radio 4 - the metal beast!

The guy at the front us really quite impressively tall.

Oh god Matt again, should he not busy working somewhere

Ming! He was an arse last time wasn't he ?

Bingo cards at the ready.

I feel a crumb coming on....

Oh no. Miserable Matt again.

Bloody love tiffin

Tiffin base with mousse on top sounds like it could be delicious.

Oh I wouldn't mind tasting that tiffin, yes Matt was an arse last time

How many biscuit bases tonight? The fig lorry clearly ran over the boy who was delivering the digestives.