Masterchef 3 ways... Sea bass, samphire, figs with a crumb.

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Is bannoffee pie cooking or assembling?

What's that poor thing in wrestler boys oven

He doesn't look like a wrestler

Stay at home dad might do ok, if his fondant is perfect, Gregg is always very harsh about peoples fondants

It's mostly assembling I'd say. But so is cranachan and they were waxing lyrical about that both times it's appeared this series.

Very brown and beige looking...

Calam...a band in Europe !

Ohoh underdone fondant

Fish on weird curry with strange bowl with half a teaspoon of rice.

Mmmmm grouse heart....

I don't think that grouse was in the water bath long enough.

Those game chips look like some sort of medical accoutrement

I knew he was sous biding weird shit and cooking teeny hearts. Bleurgh.

Army boys is a bit show offy, with the fancy crisps, and under cooked fondant again

At least t he game chips look edible.

I bet the beavers would like tomato on top of rolls of cucumber.

DS would love the tomato and cucumber towers.

Ohhhh dear, wrestler boy....

Arf. Heavy metal unemployed musician.

But chocolate and ginger shards look rather good.

Buttery biscuit base

It looks like no banoffie pie I've ever seen before.

Love how he make it being crap a positive.

Putting something perfect on the plate generally means you go through to the next round. Idiot.

She looks up herself and is putting me off

Despite there being fish, hers looked tasty.

Rattly musical shells, I have heard it all now