At least Fantasy TV Men Aren't Wankers! Musketeers Appreciation Thread XI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Is Constance pregnant? Is Anne pregnant? Who is in that coffin? Why is Aramis's chin so very shiny? Will Richelieu go out with a bang?

So many questions. Enough of the plot now! The most important one still remains. Just WHO would you chose first?

Please join us on what could be the last thread of the series (depending on how much we can fit in between now and Sunday night!)

We've had a lot of fun here, and it's never too late to join in!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

part ten

Yes Badvoc. Tell us, tell us!

Ooooooooooooooh

It's a cert 12 - says it
"Contains moderate violence, threat, language, gore, injury detail"
:)
Good job the censors haven't read this thread or it would never have been passed for release!
:)

Oh oh!
There is an individual pic of each musketeers on each DVD

550 monitors of pure filth.
Love it.

Minutes even!!

Well to be fair 550 monitors of filth is probably describing how many wenches and lurkers contribute to these threads!

Oh dear

I think I can relate to Malcolm Tucker ever such a tiny bit. Am I alone in this? When he goes on a rant. That is me at my absolute limit. (Only with a privileged few though) (And they are always twats)

Tbh it's my dream to channel MT in everyday life

Hahahaha!

Ok, maybe not.

He is fucking class though!

The 550 Filth Monitors.
Is that the new wetherspoons next to the swagger inn?

Drink - You? Nah, I just can't see it.

You'll have to tell us Badvoc, if the clips are those same ones we've had posted on here from BBC website?

Or is it fresh meat?

I know, it's in the depths of my soul.

I shall, never fear wenches.
You shall have a full report.
Ds2 is watching bloody frozen ATM.....sigh.

The DVD extras sound amazing, definitely gonna buy the DVD now!

Talking of Malcolm tucker I could have gone on one of his rants earlier, today has been awful and full of total twats! Extra large glass/bottle of wine tonight is needed!

Awwww Jess. Is that better? Chin up luv home time soon...

Oooooooh. It's on lovefilm too. Shall I? Shall I?

ooh Badvoc. Did you get the Amazon same day option? I'm a cheapskate and got the free deliv option, but I'm hoping it will be here for when DH does off to Holland (hahahaha) and I'm home alone to perve.
Bad - I need to know asap about those extras. Hope it helps with the convalescence. What a lovely Mum you are

Doooooooo it....

Jess, you can have wine and a good session with episode 10 later. I guarantee that will cheer you up

More observations on 10:

Dog -

1.Now as have previously stated, I've got safeguarding issues with him. However, v v nice chest shot when he's on Milady's bed with his bandages. Exactly the right amount of chest hair - nice formation, not too much, not too little. Very pleasing.

1. I love that bit when he smacks Athos in the face with his glove/gauntlet. I'd like to do that too.

1. His hair is great in this episode.

Dog is getting hotter by the episode. I expect by next series I will be drooling.

Ref Malcolm. I love a bit of really creative swearing. I think the swearing consultant chappie has done a fabulous job. I totally love the bits when Malcolm and the other Scottish bloke (?Jamie) are both in it. Truly fabulous profanity. I'd prob do Jamie over Malcolm tbh....