At least Fantasy TV Men Aren't Wankers! Musketeers Appreciation Thread XI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Is Constance pregnant? Is Anne pregnant? Who is in that coffin? Why is Aramis's chin so very shiny? Will Richelieu go out with a bang?

So many questions. Enough of the plot now! The most important one still remains. Just WHO would you chose first?

Please join us on what could be the last thread of the series (depending on how much we can fit in between now and Sunday night!)

We've had a lot of fun here, and it's never too late to join in!

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Or is he? Fake death

Coffin. Athos.

That's why Tom not around too then I reckon!

Loving the funeral

Is the cardinal so easily fooled?

they were rushed to get rid of the cardinal. so fucking rushed.

What can we do Flopsy? S'every wench for herself

Hannah is the drunk!

Ffs... Now Dh messing around with planner.

Blimey.
What was in the water in the olden days to give them bosoms like this?

ha ha milday

Ooo a Milady/Connie smack down

SEXOTH

Oh fuck off Athos in a bar !? Hahahahaha

too small brassieres

They go to the trouble if staging a fake funeral and Athos is sat in a fucking pub?

Musketeers representative boniseaux of all wanker DH

Pertwee sex here please

Fuck off Malcolm. I can handle my drink. And I don't waste it on clonking out early

I suppose breathing can be optional.

yeah right, and the cardinal put that in writing...

and showed his face there

Porthos is channelling Grant Mitchell

is king listening

And now the Cardinal is monologuing explaining his dastardly plot. As if?